Prison Break: The Forum Game (Anyone is welcomed to join. It is open!)

[AgDr_ODST]

Day 42: While walking out to the yard, I see a shipment of Elite Xbox 360's being delivered to the guards quarters. And some asswhipe guard brags that Bungie is gonna give correctional officers free copies of Halo Reach. I'll have to either befriend or stab one of the cocky mother fuckers

 

[pikler2]

Day 43:big joe got shot randomly i got a new roommate we call him Fred, Fred shanked the guard that smelled like a hamburger with something later i found my bed sheets with blood and the scent of hamburgers

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Day 44: some asswhipe with a lesser sentenced than me reminded me that I've got a life sentence. I shanked the arrogant prick

 

[AgDr_ODST]

day 46: now everyone is suddenly calling me bubba and when give them a friend I slap them on the ass, they run away screaming "Im to Young to _____" and it breaks down into incoherent sobbing before they finish speaking

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Day 47: A man walked up to me and cracked a joke. I strangled him to death. He is number 43...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Day 48: Snuck into guard housing and ruined 2 of those Xboxes and managed to frame the prick who smashed my cigerette stash

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 49: I discovered that one of my accomplice of ten bank robberies, who ratted me out about the dead hooker and other things, just got sentence to this very prison I am staying at! I should keep him alive long enough to help me escape jail. He was always crafty and smart. I will kill him once we escape.

Spoiler: new rule

We are the journal of one guy. I will allow Big Joe to be use once every 20 "days", but I prefer that we stick with our one Hooker killer who doesn't want his farts to lose sounds.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Day 50: Despite being so cool under pressure my old partner in crime is visibly startled when he see's me. but I act like I don't know he ratted me out and he loosens up like that *snaps fingers* and he's his old eager when I explain the plan to get "make bail"

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 51: Rocko, my "friend", came up with this great plan. It is to memorize when the laundry carts are unattended, then hop in them. Then they will place the cart in a van. Once we are a some distance away, we will kill the drivers and take a road trip to . I don't see how this plan will fail...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Day 52: Rocko's fool proof plan went to shit and it almost got us both killed. But I paid for it after he lied and said I forced him to help me escape. now Im looking at a month in solitary while he'll probly get time off of his sentence

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 82: Just got out of solitary. Found out that Rocko got killed a few weeks ago by someone who got sold bad crack. Just pissed off i didn't get the chance to kill him myself. Big Joe forgot all about me. Turns out that he hasn't had a cell mate longer than 2 weeks. I am fearful for my life.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Day 83: Despite my giving the guards hell (and earning quite the reputation) while I was in solitary, Everyones been looking at me funny saying something about a king getting dethroned becoming someones *****

 

[Paksenarrion]

Day 84: I just realized I'm in a women's penitentiary. I'd make fun of the fact that I was tricked the entire time because everyone looks like a man, but then again, I'm in here, too, so...

...why have I been hallucinating this entire time?

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 85: All that time by myself has fucked me up. I don't know what is what right now. Give me a few days, then i'll be ok.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Day 85: Note to self find the guy who sold me the heroin. It made me think I was in a womens prison....... man thats a some good shit. I need to either make a deal with this guy or find his supplier

 

[elementsoul]

day 87: Killed the new "King". I'm now the "king" and run the heroin ring.

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 88: Got shanked, this scrawny little white guy is now the kingpin. There is no way anyone can get to him without getting killed by the bodyguards he "hired".

 

[Ren3004]

Day 89: I managed to smuggle a fork into my cell. I will use it to dig through the wall.

 

[Broken Orange]

Day 90: Progress is going too slow, I need to make it out before Splinter Cell: Conviction comes out. Had it pre-order ever since it was announced. I'll be damned if prison will keep me away from that game. Need to come up with a way to make this process go by any quicker.