Prison Break: The Forum Game (Anyone is welcomed to join. It is open!)
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Day 92: I use the hole to my advantage and start fucking with peoples heads. After awhile the idiots think the cell is haunted and before I know it thier stuffing all kinds of stuff under the matress trying to appease the ghost of the "dead inmate"
Day 93: I found a block of c4 under someones mattress. How the hell do you smuggle c4 in prison and why would you want c4 in prison? Doesn't matter, I will use it to escape.
Day 95: stashed the C4 in a secure place and risked my ass to get some "alone time" with that guard that they say went to Iraq and found out how to rig it to blow. But I was so convincing with my BS explanation that I feed him that I got off the hook after he agreed not to say anything about my actions
Day 96: One of my contacts told me that there is going to be a "random" cell search tomorrow. In a panic, I ate the C4. Will collect it from my waste after they are done with the search. This will be...uncomfortable.
Day 99: Shit! last night, woke up a prisoner while searching under mattresses and they know it was a prisoner who is scaring them. Good news is that they don't know it was me. More bad news, C4 still hasn't pass through. If it wasn't for the fact that I eaten high explosives and could get sent to solitarily, i would go to the doctor. It is also my one hundredth day. yay.
Day 101: Someone fucked with my calender yesterday. I finally shit out the C4 and stole a blasting cap from a terrorist that's being held here till they can move him to a more secure prison.
Day 102: Tomorrow is the day. during exercise hour, I will place the C4 on the outer wall and blow it up. Hopeful, I will make it out with out getting caught due to the distraction and confusion. Why didn't I do it today? Two words: Mac & Cheese.
Day 103: Couldn't plant the C4 to day. Somebody, probably the warden, laced the Mac & Cheese with slow acting laxatives. Now the entire cell block stinks nad moans can be heard from the other cells.
Yeah I bookmarked it. Just couldn't think of something.
Day 104: After a night of stink, I tried to blow up the wall. But as it turns out all along, the C4 was just play-doh with the words "C4" taped on it. The guards didn't even bother finding the person who tried to blow up the wall, the found it so hilarious. I am going to mope around for a few days.
Day 106: My baby's mama came by to visit me. She told me that she is taking our illegitimate child to Europe. Once I get out of here, I am going to kill the whore, like i killed her mother.
Day 108: Big Joe is angry. He got denied for parole. He nearly beat a man to death in the yard today because he "bumped" into him. My plan for dealing him? Stay very still, avoid eye contact and don't speak unless spoken to. If I do all this, I might survive the night.
