Day 143: Was talking to Tiny Tim out in the yard today. He said there was a guy on the football team named Benny, who escaped a little before I arrived. Apparently he smuggled a file in "the backdoor" and got through his shackles while he was on the bus with the rest of the team, then he did a runner at the first opportunity. I asked how the hell he got a file up there, to which Tim looked confused. He said Benny shared a cell with Big Joe, and that he thought I shared a cell with big Joe. I told him I did, and he looked even more confused. I responded with a loud and very audible fart.
