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CloggedDonkey

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day 369: managed to sell most of the coke in just one day! I might even have enough to buy a new toothbrush!
 

oppp7

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Day 370: Toothbrushes make the best shivs. Big Moe is going to be pissed when he gets back from the emergency room.
 

oppp7

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Day 372: Actually, Big Moe doesn't seem to notice anything anymore. I think he got an infection in his skull because he's pretty much a walking vegetable.

I may be able to use this for something...
 

oppp7

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Day 374: Well, none of that affected me negatively except my lack of a bodyguard.

Big Moe started thinking everyone was a threat and went on a killing rampage, using either my remaining toothbrush shivs or his bare hands to massacre half of the other inmates before being shot down by the guards Al Pichino-style.

No one knew I was the cause of it though, and since I didn't get hurt I view this as gaining extra space in the cell and the rest of the jail.
 

Broken Orange

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Day 375: The prison just got a lot of transfers today due the extra space. One of them being Big Joe. And guess what? He is my new cell mate. Why does god hate me?
 

oppp7

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Day 376: Where are all these Big -oes coming from? Is there a damn factory?
Most of the transfers are Big -oes. I can't stand it. They all have the same Italian-American accent and I want to kill everything!

I have a crazy plan to escape, that'll either kill me or work completely, but I can't write it down until the day after tomorrow.
 

CINN4M0N

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Day 377: All the Big-oes went nuts today. One of them got shanked for some reason, and they all banded together with a single mind. They ended up killing the other half of the prison. Only reason I survived is because I promised Big Joe in on my escape plan. They're bringing a bunch of transfers in tomorrow to fill up the free space, the guards were chuckling about it, I think whoever's coming in must be worse than all the big-oes.

Just holding my breath.
 

Broken Orange

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Day 378: Ran out of breath, should not do that again. Nearly passed out in the shower. Transfers are coming soon...
 

CINN4M0N

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Day 379: Tried an impromptu escape. I realised that there would be other guards from other prisons during the big delivery, and seeing as I was relatively new and every other inmate was new I thought there might be an opportunity. I shanked a guard, and took his uniform. Nearly made it out, until another guard stopped me to check if I was alright. I had forgotten about the hole in the back of the uniform an all the surrounding blood.

I'm on my way to solitary now. I wonder what things will be like when I get back. All the new inmates are black supremicists, and don't get on too well with the big burly and white Big-oes.
 

oppp7

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Day 400: Woo, 400th day! Anyways, the Big-oes and the blacks had a huge fight while I was gone that lasted several weeks. The Big-oes won easily because of their size but the cops took them out because of their guns.
Meanwhile, Jerry wouldn't STFU. Also, my plan for escape is to start a huge fire before going into solitary, then when everyone forgets about me I use explosives/hammers/whatever to break through the solitary walls and escape. All I need is some c4.
 

Broken Orange

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Day 401: Jerry told me where to find some C4. It was in the art department. I told him that it looks like play-doh, but that flying rat told me to listen to him or else he would erase everyone I knew. So, time to go to solitary.
 

CINN4M0N

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Day 430: That bastard. It was play-doh. That's the second time thats happened to me! I started a huge fire in gen-pop, with toiletpaper and tea towels, and then went to solitary for 30 days. I rigged up the play-doh, and nothing happened because it was play-doh! Then I was stuck in solitary for 30 days! Big Joe told me that while I was in there, I missed like 8 mac and cheese nights.

I'm pretty pissed off. I need to keep looking for some real C4.
 

oppp7

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Day 431: Still no sign of C4. I might try buying some off of a dealer. And by buy, I mean kill and steal from.
 

Broken Orange

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Day 432: Found a dealer, killed him and took his C4. I am positive that it is not Play-doh this time.
 

brtshstel

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Day 433: got busted with C4 and the murder of the smuggler. Got a month in the hole...again.
 

oppp7

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Day 453: I was able to dig through the walls of the hole and out of the prison. It was at night and the guards didn't see me. I was home free. Unfortunately Jerry decided to start screaming about how I was escaping, and I was promptly arrested.

Jerry is going to die tonight.
 

Broken Orange

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Day 455: Woke up in a hospital bed. Turns out that Jerry isn't real and I was the one screaming. I think that i had already went through this some months ago...
 

ImSkeletor

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Day 456: But I know I didn't go through this. Also I made a bomb out of a paperclip, some tin foil, and a penny. Watching MGyver paid off at last!

OT: hay Broken Orange why are you not posting on the WW3 RP.