Day 400: Woo, 400th day! Anyways, the Big-oes and the blacks had a huge fight while I was gone that lasted several weeks. The Big-oes won easily because of their size but the cops took them out because of their guns.
Meanwhile, Jerry wouldn't STFU. Also, my plan for escape is to start a huge fire before going into solitary, then when everyone forgets about me I use explosives/hammers/whatever to break through the solitary walls and escape. All I need is some c4.