Private jokes between you and your friend(s)

[Mcupobob]

What joke(s) that you constently use between you and your friend(s)?


mine are,
hey remeber that when Jim found are cigarettes?( now we use that when something bad is going to happen and just use that sentence.
and
we can't hang around here we well be loirting. ( there is a gas station that is the only place for 10 miles that hints to human life around here and we have been going there for years, one day we went over there to get some snacks before it closed but it was to late we where just about to leave when the threaten to call the cops because we were "loirting" they have done this 3 more times but its just kinda funny now)

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[grimsprice]

So this thread is going to be... "Say the inside joke that only you will understand!"

Wow, this is going to work. Anyways, i've got to many to decide so i'll go with...

-"My stick is broken, i've got a fever, my grandma's sick." oh and...

-"Hey you remember the day that never happened?" "no" "me neither, today's going to have to be like that..."

 

[metza]

So this thread is going to be...

"Say the inside joke that only you will understand!"

Wow, this is going to work...

ahahaha seriously.

 

[pewpewz]

Lara, no, the place is coming down! THIS IS INSANE!

 

[Hexenwolf]

Moosegoeswee


That use to be a joke in my crowd.

 

[Robert632]

well, my friend gets hyped up for games alot, and he will always say, in the last 2-3 months before the game comes out, every single day, "what is teh greatest game ever in the history in of ever, to wich i respond, enter game x, to which he responds, no it's game y. not ,uch of a joke, i know.

 

[Broady Brio]

The Starburst story. You probaley live in England if you know what I'm talking about. It's something that's vomit-inducing.

 

[Adanos]

Ni hao man.

and

I want the purple stuff.

 

[Ciarang]

I crashe'd! Oh, wait. I just alt-tabbed out...

A classic between my friends.

 

[Disaster Button]

"PPPSSSSSHHHHHHHH"

The sound of a cigarette pretending to be lit so me and my friend could stay in the garden at a party.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

Rob Barcley. Anyone who knows the Barcley Bank will be half way there, but one time I said to my friend "Let's go rob Barcley's" at random, and he looked at me and said "Who's Rob Barcley?".

This little misunderstanding has since created the fable of Rob Barcley, a superhuman figure who lives in the Barcley bank building and controls the fabric of space, time and everything in between. He also has a group of ninja lawyers.

Annnd... "The cycle!" was an old one between me and an old buddy. If ever we found ourselves in an infinite loop we'd run through it a few times before yelling "Ack! It's the CYCLE!"
Amazingly this little piece of idiocy was created while standing in Oxford University >_>

"Greet like Spartan men" was a good one, though inspired by one of the worst movies ever (No, not 300- Meet the Spartans) in which the men greet with open mouth kisses. Primarily used around our female friends, who have on more than one occasions obliviously said yes.
(Yes Barcley may be spelt wrong, I can't recall.)

 

[XJ-0461]

"You think you've got problems? I'm in Egypt!" with "via Edinburugh." added on some times.

That was a fun trip to Camden.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

(Adding to those last ones)

In a movie there was a line where someone offered to pay $500,000 for something- no doubt illegal. I added "Sir, I take your $500,000 and raise you... $50. My friend immediatly put in with "I see your $500,050 and raise you... $1"

So to this day if ever joking about money we always bid $500,051.

And of course...

400 BABIES!

 

[A random person]

A few, here's a list:

Saying "potato" when you don't know the answer.

Saying "you're ruining the magic" when someone's talking. This came from a substitute English teacher.

On Facebook, "I don't care" and "nah that aint me."

Calling things socialist and acting like town hallers at the drop of a hat, often followed up by "nazi nazi nazi!" One example is me saying public transportation is socialist and the teacher calling me on it until I said it was satire.

Referring to people as "beasts" when they've done something awesome. Then again, this expands quite beyond my primary circle of friends.

When I was in a quiz bowl thing I responded to a question about Keith Richards by saying he was in the Monkees. My friends mocked this utter musical stupidity appropriately.