Private jokes between you and your friend(s)

[Left4Meds]

Racist jokes (even towards my own).

 

[Lt. Vinciti]

RO GOT HIS TITANGUARD DE'D!

Our friend app'd for a guild in WoW,he was a tankadin,and he was denied the item and it was DE'd. We laughed so hard at him.

 

[mugetsu37]

It'll be like we're in the Matrix and J.D. will be like, "There is no spoon", and Matt will be like, "You idiot, now we can't eat any cereal."

"So how long's this one gonna last?"

Potatlo Pancaneces, fondue, and so many more I can't think of them.

 

[El Poncho]

You just got sat, don't make me sat you.

My and my friends were talking about teabagging (somehow) and my other friends said that he says sat.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

My friends and I somehow started a joke whenever we see a crocodile one of us will say, "Pochi!" I don't even know what Pochi means anymore.

 

[fragile_bandwidth]

"Who says you can't have half a cat?" or
"Don't gimmie that!"

(I swear we have millions...)

 

[Aunel]

"glitter aids"

"discrimationer"

"banana stickers"

to name a few.

 

[Thisbedutch]

Us: "C'est ne pas de irlandais!"
Friend 1: "C'est Kruuuuuum!"

We also do it in German, broken Spanish, and the English. Also:

Friend 2: "Well YOU try finding decent antelope around here!" (In the middle of our high school corridor.)

I also have a friend who's terrified of the voices from Charlie the Unicorn, and I can do a pretty decent impression of them...yeah, she loves me dearly...

 

[damselgaming]

The Madeline McCann cupboard.
Magical salt from the sky.
Lego bricks, glue and bear sperm.
Bear rape.
"Who's cock do I have to suck for _________."
"You know Hugh Jackman?" "Yaha..." "You reckon he's into anal?"

Edit: (These were with one of my best friends.)
How to kill children in interesting ways for money.
Talking really loudly about sexy children while walking past schools to the dismay of
friends around.
OH secondary school, how you were humourous!

 

[Eliam_Dar]

Not exactly a joke, but a friend and me have a conversation that started in 1993 at school, and hasn't ended yet, it has reached a point where anyone who hears it thinks we are crazy, yet him and I know exactly what it is about...

 

[RootbeerJello]

In a weird accent, "You've got to make a truck!" Basically me and my friends were at a museum and this little kid looked at the computer we were on and said "You're doing it wrong! You've got to make a truck, and I will show you how!". Another one is "Hot Children". I was playing Pokemon ruby and got to this island where you can make every one talk about a phrase you make up. I picked "Hot Children". Me and my friend almost pissed ourselves laughing when a woman said "I love HOT CHILDREN so much that I made a HOT CHILDREN theme song!"

 

[brodie21]

DAMMIT CARL!!!