Private jokes between you and your friend(s)
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Well, me and one of my closest friends (he is 2.00 mtrs tall and quite robust) enjoy watching movies, try to remember in which movie happened
I remember quite clearly when this started, we were both in a double date with our respective girlfriends in an italian restaurant, we were eating spaguetti and our girls where sharing a pizza, when out of nowhere i said.
"hey... what happened to the guy?"
"what guy?"
"the guy with the thing!"
"what thing?"
"the thing, the one you needed to get the other thing working"
"oh, yeah, the guy didnt appeared"
"and what happened to the thing!?"
"the second thing or the first thing?"
"the second thing"
"i placed it on the fridge, lets hope it last untill i get a hold of the guy"
and we continued to eat as if nothing happened, our girls stared at us but we didnt do anything other than eat
then in different occations and circumstances we hold the same conversation just to see what the other guys do haha
its funny, we know each other well enough that we can start to make something weird to make everyone unconfortable and we dont need to set anything up, we know what we are doing just by looking at our eyes
like the other night with some friends and their respective couples, we were drinking and i got some vodka with red bull, but the glass got full and some red bull was left in the can
so i placed the can in the table and he lifted it up and drank what was left
i turned and looking at him angry yelled
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
"What!?"
"why did you finished my red bull, i wanted to drink it"
"fuck off, i just took a sip"
"fuck off?? fuck you man, you always finish my drinks but i wanted to finish my redbull!" (by this everyone had gone quiet and was looking at us scared)
"Yeah!? what are you gonna do about it!?"
so in a split seccond i slapped his face, everyone got tense, he stood up kicking the chair he was sittin and i stood up jumping backwards to give us room, everyone stands up, some of the guys get closer as if seing if they should split us appart, he is one head bigger than me, so i take him by the collar he does the same, then we both lift our right hands in a fist like about to punch and just as we pull our arms back we start to laugh so loud that everyone jumps startled
"HAHAHAHAHA, guys you should had seen your faces!!!"
he just caresses his cheek, we joke about it and explain it was just a joke to everyone
yeah, thats the kind of relationship i have with my friends haha
I remember quite clearly when this started, we were both in a double date with our respective girlfriends in an italian restaurant, we were eating spaguetti and our girls where sharing a pizza, when out of nowhere i said.
"hey... what happened to the guy?"
"what guy?"
"the guy with the thing!"
"what thing?"
"the thing, the one you needed to get the other thing working"
"oh, yeah, the guy didnt appeared"
"and what happened to the thing!?"
"the second thing or the first thing?"
"the second thing"
"i placed it on the fridge, lets hope it last untill i get a hold of the guy"
and we continued to eat as if nothing happened, our girls stared at us but we didnt do anything other than eat
then in different occations and circumstances we hold the same conversation just to see what the other guys do haha
its funny, we know each other well enough that we can start to make something weird to make everyone unconfortable and we dont need to set anything up, we know what we are doing just by looking at our eyes
like the other night with some friends and their respective couples, we were drinking and i got some vodka with red bull, but the glass got full and some red bull was left in the can
so i placed the can in the table and he lifted it up and drank what was left
i turned and looking at him angry yelled
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
"What!?"
"why did you finished my red bull, i wanted to drink it"
"fuck off, i just took a sip"
"fuck off?? fuck you man, you always finish my drinks but i wanted to finish my redbull!" (by this everyone had gone quiet and was looking at us scared)
"Yeah!? what are you gonna do about it!?"
so in a split seccond i slapped his face, everyone got tense, he stood up kicking the chair he was sittin and i stood up jumping backwards to give us room, everyone stands up, some of the guys get closer as if seing if they should split us appart, he is one head bigger than me, so i take him by the collar he does the same, then we both lift our right hands in a fist like about to punch and just as we pull our arms back we start to laugh so loud that everyone jumps startled
"HAHAHAHAHA, guys you should had seen your faces!!!"
he just caresses his cheek, we joke about it and explain it was just a joke to everyone
yeah, thats the kind of relationship i have with my friends haha
My family just randomly insult each other.
Friends and neighbours are often worried by this, and my boyfriend doesn't really get it because occasionally I'll call him my ***** and he doesn't quite understand get that it's my way of saying, I love you but go get me some pancakes now.
Friends and neighbours are often worried by this, and my boyfriend doesn't really get it because occasionally I'll call him my ***** and he doesn't quite understand get that it's my way of saying, I love you but go get me some pancakes now.
So I still get together with my best mates from high school and those times. Usually around the same times every year- still able to act like it hasnt been too long- love my friends.
over the past 2 years, my friend Jake has been dating the girl he lived next door to while growing up, and wont hang out with us very much because she wants to do things like watch a movie or other boring stuff.
so it was my friend Brianna who said to him over the phone "oh, ok Jake. I guess you can come hang out with us after you have your nice shower and finish cleaning your MASSIVE VAGINA" and since then, we just keep making jokes about that.
that, or when he doesnt give a reason. So we say that hes beating around the Bush. And that has become a euphamism for "Jakes having sex, and too cool to hang out with us" Because we realized 'beating around the bush' is a hilarious innuendo.
Thats kind of all the inside jokes with my friends have to do with the others sex lives and relationships. Like whenever my girlfriend calls me, my friend Ricky will always say "oooh oh no, I have back problems from having boobs and dont like my body"
and for him, we make jokes about how hes a lesbian because hes so metro he dresses more like a girl (and better) than his girlfriend.
over the past 2 years, my friend Jake has been dating the girl he lived next door to while growing up, and wont hang out with us very much because she wants to do things like watch a movie or other boring stuff.
so it was my friend Brianna who said to him over the phone "oh, ok Jake. I guess you can come hang out with us after you have your nice shower and finish cleaning your MASSIVE VAGINA" and since then, we just keep making jokes about that.
that, or when he doesnt give a reason. So we say that hes beating around the Bush. And that has become a euphamism for "Jakes having sex, and too cool to hang out with us" Because we realized 'beating around the bush' is a hilarious innuendo.
Thats kind of all the inside jokes with my friends have to do with the others sex lives and relationships. Like whenever my girlfriend calls me, my friend Ricky will always say "oooh oh no, I have back problems from having boobs and dont like my body"
and for him, we make jokes about how hes a lesbian because hes so metro he dresses more like a girl (and better) than his girlfriend.
I have one, but I think my friend (who is also an Escapist member) would kill me if he they saw it.
With another group however, we often shout "Leeeeegggss" for no real reason.
With another group however, we often shout "Leeeeegggss" for no real reason.
i got a lot
" im the story hero"i say this when ever theres a bit in the game that the mane charter has to do something
when ever one of my friends say something like do you think i will do that we respond with "you kill fat people then drag them down a well"
"triangle suit"we made this up after the only one who is good most of the time got sent out .
"bob dolo got wood " we made this up after we saw a pitcher of bob dolo saying bob dolo got wood
"your a pathogen "
"check the air flow "
after someone has mentions space helicopter but "wont it fall " my friend said that once
"space helicopter " a long time ago i was looking at a lego magazine and one of the thing where space helicopter
"so miss are you going to give it to me" one person said this to a teacher and now when ever someone says" give it to me" know means sex to us
" im the story hero"i say this when ever theres a bit in the game that the mane charter has to do something
when ever one of my friends say something like do you think i will do that we respond with "you kill fat people then drag them down a well"
"triangle suit"we made this up after the only one who is good most of the time got sent out .
"bob dolo got wood " we made this up after we saw a pitcher of bob dolo saying bob dolo got wood
"your a pathogen "
"check the air flow "
after someone has mentions space helicopter but "wont it fall " my friend said that once
"space helicopter " a long time ago i was looking at a lego magazine and one of the thing where space helicopter
"so miss are you going to give it to me" one person said this to a teacher and now when ever someone says" give it to me" know means sex to us
Our inside jokes:
-During Arkham Horror: "Bob Dole wants to be president. Bob Dole wants your soul. Bob Dole talks about Bob Dole in third person" (easy to understand if you've ever played Arkham Horror"
-"Well at least it's not the Hole of Doom" (from a DnD game where two party members nearly died from failing a fairly low jump check)
-"Gnome Piss" (another DnD thing. It was swill)
-During Arkham Horror: "Bob Dole wants to be president. Bob Dole wants your soul. Bob Dole talks about Bob Dole in third person" (easy to understand if you've ever played Arkham Horror"
-"Well at least it's not the Hole of Doom" (from a DnD game where two party members nearly died from failing a fairly low jump check)
-"Gnome Piss" (another DnD thing. It was swill)
Please forgive me for the various racist remarks I am about to make, and understand that they are always spoken to mock the racist folk rather than the minority in question.
*In an upper class english accent*
"... And then I go down to the plantation to beat the negroes" *mimic smoking a pipe*
*In a thick, texan accent*
"Brandine! Them niggers can shape shift now"
"Good morning, Dr Herpes"
"DANNY!" *Danny turns round* *Danny gets slapped* *I turn round as if nothing's happened*
"COME 'ERE, BOY!!!" *makes hook shape with little finger*
*In an upper class english accent*
"... And then I go down to the plantation to beat the negroes" *mimic smoking a pipe*
*In a thick, texan accent*
"Brandine! Them niggers can shape shift now"
"Good morning, Dr Herpes"
"DANNY!" *Danny turns round* *Danny gets slapped* *I turn round as if nothing's happened*
"COME 'ERE, BOY!!!" *makes hook shape with little finger*
Guys, WE FUCKED UP!
(it only makes sense now after we got kicked out of our schoolies accommodation)
EDit: Oh yeh and yelling Pirates Code if one of us gets left behind or we cant see them for a sec
(it only makes sense now after we got kicked out of our schoolies accommodation)
EDit: Oh yeh and yelling Pirates Code if one of us gets left behind or we cant see them for a sec
Yup. I don't get the point of this thread. They're in-jokes. Once you're supposed to explain a joke, it's not funny. So this will theoretically be the least funny joke-thread on this forum, huzzah.metza said: