Prop Maker Builds Incredible Talking Portal Turret

[NinjaDeathSlap]

You know what would be just awesome?

Surround sound speakers disguised as portal turrets. Just Think! You put Still Alive on your iPod, and all round the room their eyes light up, their arms open and they start playing it.

Who would buy these, and for how much?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

You know what would be just awesome?

Surround sound speakers disguised as portal turrets. Just Think! You put Still Alive on your iPod, and all round the room their eyes light up, their arms open and they start playing it.

Who would buy these, and for how much?

I would pay all money.

No, not just all my money. All money, everywhere, ever. I would pay it.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

You know what would be just awesome?

Surround sound speakers disguised as portal turrets. Just Think! You put Still Alive on your iPod, and all round the room their eyes light up, their arms open and they start playing it.

Who would buy these, and for how much?

I would pay all money.

No, not just all my money. All money, everywhere, ever. I would pay it.

Sometimes I wish you could 'like' comments on this forum.
(btw, just in case someone actually decides to make and sell these, let it be known from this post that I FUCKING CALLED IT! I WANT ROYALTIES DAMMIT!)

 

[saxxon.de]

The attention to detail is stunning. The lens even says "Aperture Laboratories".

 

[Sartan0]

It is most impressive! This is the man to commission things from if you have the cash and he has need of it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

If valve sold these things I'm pretty sure people would buy them by the truck load. For science.

This is what I'm thinking. So cool!

 

[Paksenarrion]

Spoiler

Can we get them in Forest?

I want "Evening at the Improv"!

 

[Innegativeion]

So nothing I can say that hasn't been said. I'd pay every cent I own for one of these.


However, I did come up with a great idea for a Halloween gag:

Prop up a few on your walkway, maybe hide some in bushes, and scare the shit out of people.

 

[PH3NOmenon]

Seriously, why doesn't Valve sell stuff like this?

It boggles the mind.

 

[evilstonermonkey]

So much want. Why has valve not made official turret merch yet?

 

[Arizona Kyle]

dude thats right there on my list next to the companion cube pillow lol

 

[Steve the Pocket]

This is the best thing. I'll just make those checks out to cash, then, shall I?

 

[Skeleon]

Did he also fill it up by simply pouring bullets inside randomly? And I sure hope it, too, fires 65% more bullet per bullet!

 

[Quassimodo]

O-M-G this thing is so frekking beautiful.

i agree with the posters before me.

 

[Xelien]

Charity auction prize much? This could go for a pretty penny at the Child's Play auction or something........I wish I had more moneyz >.<

 

[Disembodied_Dave]

It's missing some of the key text decals that the ones in the game have, but this is still pretty awesome.

 

[thiosk]

wake me up when i can get a bolt pistol and a chain sword

 

[mjc0961]

So what you're saying is, I'm getting 0% of the bullet per bullet. Son, I am disappoint.

...Nah just kidding. That's one of the most awesome game-related things I've ever seen.

 

[HandsomeZer0]

I want these in every room of my house!