Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

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Vhite

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Niagro said:
At a stretch:

"Tyrael was a fool to have trusted me!

You see, it was I who told Diablo and his Brothers about the Soulstones and how to corrupt them. It was I who helped the Prime Evils mastermind their own exile to your world.

The plan we set in motion so long ago cannot be stopped by any mortal agency. Hell, itself, is poised to spill forth into your world like a tidal wave of blood and nightmares.

You and all your kind . . . are doomed."

...And cookie for the incredibly easy reference.

[sub]You should make this a guess the NPC quote above you and add another quote thread[/sub]
You better have enough cookies.
Izual in Diablo 2 Act IV after you killed him.

Mine is:
*smoke weed 24/7*

Almost any NPC from swamp camp in Gothic.
 

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Vhite said:
Niagro said:
At a stretch:

"Tyrael was a fool to have trusted me!

You see, it was I who told Diablo and his Brothers about the Soulstones and how to corrupt them. It was I who helped the Prime Evils mastermind their own exile to your world.

The plan we set in motion so long ago cannot be stopped by any mortal agency. Hell, itself, is poised to spill forth into your world like a tidal wave of blood and nightmares.

You and all your kind . . . are doomed."

...And cookie for the incredibly easy reference.

[sub]You should make this a guess the NPC quote above you and add another quote thread[/sub]
You better have enough cookies.
Izual in Diablo 2 Act IV after you killed him.

Mine is:
*smoke weed 24/7*

Almost any NPC from swamp camp in Gothic.
Sorry, I'm fresh out =(
 

Ithera

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Yes! the carnage, it's all about the carnage. A good elf is a dead elf!

- Bloodbowl
 

pendragon177

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"Press B to jump." ~ Any NPC generally found in starting areas who break the fourth wall to tell you how to do some natural bodily function...

..and an Unforgotten Realms reference.
 

Urgh76

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Someone is bound to have said it already, but:

"WHY OF COURSE MY LAD, YOU CAN FIND SUCH A HERB IN THE TOWN OF MOONWALL PASS"
 

Yosato

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"You must be the Arcane University's newest addition. This humble battlemage bids you welcome."

Battlemage - Oblivion. He says this even if you're the frigging Archmage and everyone else is calling you the Archmage
 

Anchupom

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pyrosaw said:
Anchupom said:
pyrosaw said:
Anchupom said:
pyrosaw said:
Anchupom said:
pyrosaw said:
Hello stranger.-Resident Evil 4.
Completely unrelated to your comment, I just thought I'd tell you that your avatar is win.
You'd be surprised how many times I get that.
Really? Surprised as in, it's remarkably less than I assumed? Because I'm thinking once every 3 posts here.
More like 1 out of every 2 posts. Depending how many Escapist's on at a time.
How does that work out for you?
Kind of annoying, but it's nice to know I'm somewhat liked. Despite I'm against pretty much every type of fanboy.
I can imagine. I just thought it was brilliant to combine the fads.
 

GameOverGoblin

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"Soul of the mind, key to life's-"
*player cut her in half*
...
"I'm sorry. I cannot die."
Maiden in Black, Demon's Souls
 

Critical_Sneeze

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"...this one time I had a contract to kill a little Nord girl at her birthday party. She asked me if I was the jester! So I said to her."No, I am a messenger of death." You should have seen the look on her face! Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, she won't be seeing age six!"

Funniest thing in Oblivion by far!
 

icyneesan

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'Have you heard any news from the other provinces?'

'YOU FIGHT LIKE A PREGNANT COW!'

-The Elderscrolls 4: Oblivion