Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[Poopster]

Goddamn piece of sh*t
-random pedestrian in True Crime New york

 

[Casual Shinji]

"He must be late, and she must be beautiful!" - Assassin's Creed 2

 

[Withall]

" I am not a Machin-"

Gunther Hermann, Deus Ex.

"Sticks and Stones"

JC Denton, as a perfect comeback.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

"Please sir have you got any money! No sir you don't understand, I need the money! But I need money sir, I'm poor and sick and hungry!"
-Like you DON'T know who these fuckers are. (Assassin's Creed)

 

[minimacker]

Aaagh! He caught me with his wire thingy!
Just Cause 2

(OOoooh yeeah.)

 

[Zipa]

Ramerez do everything! - Sgt Foley CoD mw2 SP

 

[LupusDei]

Whadaye buyin'? Whadaye Sellin'.... Heh heh heh, Thank ye.

Resident Evil 4, Creepy vendor guy.

 

[cl20]

"do a barrel roll!"

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Welcome to Corneria!

Welcome to Corneria!

Welcome to Corneria!

I like NPCs. But the best are the totally apathetic ones. I just can't remember any quotes from FFVII, right at the end when a meteor is about to destroy the entire planet, and still nobody takes any interest.

 

[Critical_Sneeze]

"I wanted orange! It gave me lemon-lime..."

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

"What about a wedding ring then?!"

NPC in love from Fable 1.

 

[moretimethansense]

I'd say noting, I'd just stand in his/her way and not let them in/out of any given building.

Pokemon, or pretty much any rpg that has wandering NPCs.

 

[Natasha_LB]

*Gets stuck on wall*

Anyone in Fallout 3

 

[Oliver Pink]

*Trundles back and forth aimlessly for the entire day while the protagonist's player sits afk eating chips*

 

[XzarTheMad]

Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker

-A guard from the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl

I lol'd.

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"

-Errbody out there

 

[Zantos]

"someones coming, they've got heavy armour, 14 varieties of rifle, a minigun and a low yield nuclear warhead. I can totally take them with this tyre iron." - fallout morons

 

[T-Bone24]

"I saw a mudcrab the other day. Filthy creatu- Get out of my face. Good day!" - Oblivion.

 

[Cheesus333]

At a stretch:

"Tyrael was a fool to have trusted me!

You see, it was I who told Diablo and his Brothers about the Soulstones and how to corrupt them. It was I who helped the Prime Evils mastermind their own exile to your world.

The plan we set in motion so long ago cannot be stopped by any mortal agency. Hell, itself, is poised to spill forth into your world like a tidal wave of blood and nightmares.

You and all your kind . . . are doomed."

...And cookie for the incredibly easy reference.

[sub]You should make this a guess the NPC quote above you and add another quote thread[/sub]

Izual, fallen angel and complete bastard

He had a nice sword though, Azure... wrath? Something. Fuck you, Diablo II has a lot of items! >.<

"I've named a boil on my ass after you. It too bothers me every time I sit down."

- Gheed, same game

 

[Ninjamedic]

"I'm sorry, did you want to start up a Mechwarrior game? This is Fallout 2. Perhaps you started up the wrong file"