Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[ThePinkAcidSmurf]

"Stay awhile and listen!" - If you don't understand this reference, would you kindly jump in front of the nearest train?

Baldur's Gate right? Is it the innkeeper in Candlekeep (Winthrop or something like that) or a generic comment from innkeepers?

Ugh. Should have known it was D2, those games are such a blur

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

-Obliviion

Ahaha, damn Ninja's.

 

[That_Swedish_Guy]

"Isn't it amazing how a huge ship made of metal doesn't sink? It floats due to a principal called bouyancy."

-A random scientist in pokemon, proving that the game is in fact educational
(cookies if you get the game)

 

[Jedoro]

"Reload, *insert name of protagonist here*!"

Half-Life 2

 

[PoliceBox63]

"Howdy, there."

Wastelander in New Vegas

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

I saw some mud crabs the other day. Filthy creatures. I steered well clear of them.

Overheard in Oblivion. Five million times.

*Sniff
I've heard others say the same.

 

[Mechsoap]

Gear here, you need some new gear.
Global agenda.

 

[XzarTheMad]

"Stay awhile and listen!" - If you don't understand this reference, would you kindly jump in front of the nearest train?

Baldur's Gate right? Is it the innkeeper in Candlekeep (Winthrop or something like that) or a generic comment from innkeepers?

Deckard Cain from Diablo 1, actually.

Candlekeep innkeeper says something like "I gut sum nice beer for ya!"

 

[Anaklusmos]

Call me a whore? How dare you?! I'm an actress. I-I am.

Baby Jane Splicer - BioShock 2.

I'm good looking... can't they see that?!

Toasty - BioShock 1.

 

[Smooth Operator]

"Oh look, another dork to save the day" - random annoying NPC needed in every game

 

[Altorin]

Press B to Jump!

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

"Is that Rodrigo? What is he doing, is he drunk?" *Gets run over*
Mercenaries 2 ~ Venezuelan Grunt

 

[irani_che]

jesus loves me this i know
because the bible tells me so..

wait whos there??

*this is where the protagonist panics a little

 

[irani_che]

bioshock, if you dont get it already

 

[Ardna Xela]

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this." [Old Man]

(The Legend of Zelda)

 

[That's Funny]

"I love this town"

Cthulhu saves the world.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Shepard. (Urdnot Wrex, Mass Effect)

 

[Sir Broccoli]

At a stretch:

"Tyrael was a fool to have trusted me!

You see, it was I who told Diablo and his Brothers about the Soulstones and how to corrupt them. It was I who helped the Prime Evils mastermind their own exile to your world.

The plan we set in motion so long ago cannot be stopped by any mortal agency. Hell, itself, is poised to spill forth into your world like a tidal wave of blood and nightmares.

You and all your kind . . . are doomed."

...And cookie for the incredibly easy reference.

[sub]You should make this a guess the NPC quote above you and add another quote thread[/sub]

Izual, fallen angel and complete bastard

He had a nice sword though, Azure... wrath? Something. Fuck you, Diablo II has a lot of items! >.<

"I've named a boil on my ass after you. It too bothers me every time I sit down."

- Gheed, same game

Wasn't Azurewrath Tyreal's sword?

Anyway,
"Proceed, hero, into Terror's lair.
Know that Diablo's innermost sanctum is hidden by five seals. Only by opening each of these seals can you clear your way to the final battle."
- Hadriel, Diablo 2

That game has awesome angels.

 

[Kajt]

"Outlander."

-Pretty much every single NPC in Morrowind.