Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[TheSimp]

"I like shorts. They're comfortable and easy to wear"
- Youngster Ben. Pokémon Blue/Red

 

[General Vagueness]

"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
just finished Half-Life on hard

 

[Dr.Sean]

"NO ONE WILL EVER READ THIS DEMETRI"

A few hours later, Demetri dies.

"OH NO, WE BETTER READ THIS."

...And they said World at War was a bad game.

 

[Kekon3]

*slaps a tool*
-Everyone from Legaia 2

 

[teh_Canape]

*smartass remark*

the hacked robot from TimeSplitters 3 Future Perfect

or also

*words, a shit ton of words in a royal, cocky way of speaking*

fucking EVERY NPC in Soul Reaver 2

ALL THE FUCKING TIME

 

[Skorpyo]

"I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!"

FarCry

 

[ultimateownage]

HEY! LISTEN!
-I think you know who it is.

*EDIT*
"I'm a force a' nature!"

 

[Cazza]

"That Bith was really getting on my nerves so I shot him. How was I supposed to know he was a friend of the Admiral?" - Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy

 

[Yosato]

"Hail."

Guards in Oblivion. . . What? I'm lazy!

 

[Casual Shinji]

"He must be late, and she must be beautiful!" - Assassin's Creed 2

I love hearing that.

Me too.

I always feel like Errol "fucking" Flynn when I hear them say it.

 

[Hafnium]

"Stay a while.. and listen"

 

[fates_puppet13]

- some very buggy NPCs in oblivion

 

[Regular Guy]

"We won't go quietly, the Legion can count on that."

 

[P-mac]

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"
"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!"

-Errbody out there

"When i got this assignment, i was hoping there'd be more gambling!"
"When i got this assignment, i was hoping there'd be more gambling!"
"When i got this assignment, i was hoping there'd be more gambling!"
"When i got this assignment, i was hoping there'd be more gambling!"
"When i got this assignment, i was hoping there'd be more gambling!"

Sometimes i wonder why Obsidian Entertainment didn't use a little more time making some varying voice acting...

Btw, it's from Fallout: New Vegas, but you probably already knew that

Obsidian has always been known for their riveting dialog:

"Move along. Move along. Move along. Move along. Move along. Move along. Move along.
Move along. Move along. Move along. Move along. Move along. Move along. Move along.
Move along. Move along."
-Securitron Gate Guards

 

[Daaaah Whoosh]

"uuh...Hello, mister marston!"

 

[GWarface]

"My mother's my sister!"

Pedestrian from GTA3

 

[Ossian]

Let's see some ID!" ~Stormtrooper
Jedi Outcast/Academy (The last good star wars games)