Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[Canadamus Prime]

"You killed your own sister. Yaaaaaaaaay!"
-Random NPC in Fable.

That cracked me up every time.

 

[AvsJoe]

"Chicken Chaser! You chase chickens?!"

Fable

 

[panagram]

Should've just left it at "Tyreal was a fool to have trusted me"

 

[Triple G]

NOLF and NOLF 2 were such good games.

Thug 2: What's in all those kegs, anyway?
Thug 1: Beer! We supply H.A.R.M.'s entire staff with the finest Deutsch brews.
Thug 2: Really? That must be a lot of beer.
Thug 1: Indeed. Our studies show that criminals drink three times as much alcohol as law abiding citizens.
Thug 2: So beer turns people into criminals?
Thug 1: A correlation doesn't imply causality. Just because criminals drink a lot of beer doesn't mean that beer causes crime. It's possible that people with criminal tendencies enjoy beer because it helps to soothe their conscience. Or perhaps criminal behaviour is caused in part by a genetic predisposition that also, coincidentally, makes criminals like the taste of beer more than the average person. Who knows?
Thug 2: You're very knowledgeable about these things.
Thug 1: Criminal sociology is a hobby of mine. I think it's important to understand not just the individual, psychological roots of one's behaviour, but also the social circumstances that foster that behaviour. Whether we like it or not, we are shaped by our environment.
Thug 2: Surely you're not suggesting that individuals aren't accountable for their actions?
Thug 1: Oh, no, of course not. Just because we are products of the societies we're born into doesn't absolve us of personal responsibility. Our religions and laws teach us what is right and what is wrong. Frequently, the right choice is the more difficult path to take. It requires sacrifice, self-discipline, patience ? virtues that many of us find somewhat lacking in our natures.
Thug 2: But what if you're born into a hedonistic culture?
Thug 1: Look across history. The reason hedonism is discouraged by most religions and governments is that it weakens a civilisation. It breeds sloth, petulance, degeneracy, and selfishness. A divided nation is a fragile nation, waiting to be conquered. Unity is strength. Humans instinctively fashion order out of chaos. It is a natural, probably genetic impulse. Therefore, even an individual born into troubled times has the capacity, and even the duty, to behave in a manner that promotes unity, however difficult it may be.
Thug 2: Then what about us?
Thug 1: I can only speak for myself. I am a product of a broken household, which introduced a general lack of self confidence in me at a very early age. These feelings of inadequacy blossomed into anger as I matured that the rigours of adolescence, with the teasing and abuse and awkwardness we must all endure, only exacerbated. But even though I've identified the source of my problems, I'm still too childish and petty to become a responsible, mature citizen.
Thug 2: Well, admitting you have a problem is the first step, I suppose.
Thug 1: I like to think so.

Love the game and it's NPC conversations.

 

[Vibhor]

*Keep bumping in random props*
Guess what game am I?

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

"Were you at the airfield?

Splinter Cell: Conviction

 

[FoolKiller]

Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!

 

[jojoemon]

"Press B to jump"

 

[Joe Whistler]

Waits for PC to pass, sprints ahead at super human speed, and then proceeds to walk slowly and fall behind again. Rinse, Lather, Repeat. -Alex from Breakdown

 

[SilverUchiha]

[insert ambiguous noises and static]: Missingno from Pokemon Red/Blue

OR

[insert loud and obnoxious crying sound with scary background music]: Witch from Left 4 Dead

(why talk when I can just make a lot of noises?)

 

[Mcface]

Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker Get out of here Stalker

-A guard from the game S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl

Don't just stand there, I said come in. Don't just stand there, I said come in. Don't just stand there, I said come in. Don't just stand there, I said come in. Don't just stand there, I said come in. Don't just stand there, I said come in. Don't just stand there, I said come in.

Guard at the Bar, from S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl.


or another good one..

"What are you deaf? What are you here?"

Guard in S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Clear Sky

 

[blue spartan 11]

We won't go quietly, the Legion can count on that.

EVERY NCR TROOPER!

 

[Westaway]

"You know that tower on the strip you can see from miles? I heard it ain't locked up no more"
"I heard the strips all stired up!"
"I'm looking forward to gettinf sent across the river"

 

[Donald L]

"I vant you to keel seex snow moose."

 

[Wintermute_]

"LISTEN!"

...no tag needed...

 

[Epicgoblin]

I'm sure this has been done but...

"ssssssssBOOM" -creeper

 

[Denos]

Keep yer feet on the ground!
Dwarf from WoW

 

[Quiet Stranger]

Welcome to Corneria!

Welcome to Corneria!

Welcome to Corneria!

I like NPCs. But the best are the totally apathetic ones. I just can't remember any quotes from FFVII, right at the end when a meteor is about to destroy the entire planet, and still nobody takes any interest.

I like swords!

I like swords!

I like swords!

"Your face looks like the inside of a nose!"

Fable NPCs

 

[BarbaricGoose]

"Hi. I'm an NPC from Fallout: New Vegas. I'm voiced by 1 of the 5 people that do all the voices in this game."

Fallout: New Vegas.