Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

[SpecJoe Magic]

Check me out. I'm dancing! I'm dancing!
-- Claptrap in Borderlands

What a fool you are!
-- Multiple NPCs in Oblivion

 

[Souplex]

the castle to the north has many guards.
-Any fantasy RPG ever.

 

[Andrew_Waltfeld]

* nods *

Shepard.

* continues fiddling with the weapons *

-Wrex, Mass Effect

you win. XD

 

[YuriRuler90]

What was that noise?

-Guard, MGS.

 

[SoulIsTheGoal]

"He must be drunk, and she must be beautiful"
Random NPC, AC2/ACB

"What are you doing uppa here?"
AC2 rooftop guards
(The answer is "Stabbing you in the crotch")

 

[Spineyguy]

Define acting like an NPC. This is difficult to quantify.

But for now I'm going with this:

God dammit Bethesda.

 

[Isalan]

I am the lucid dream.
The monster in your nightmares.
The fiend of a thousand faces.
Cower mortals before my true form.
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH!

Yogg-Saron, WoW

Best part is it starts with a ladies voice (Sara, Yogg's mortal avatar) then gradually becomes his shouty demoinic voice as he talks.

 

[MrGalactus]

"jkhvsdcouhbvqwsdcouhibqwwdd" - Missingno.

 

[DracoSuave]

!

DracoSuave
(Meat Vendor)​

 

[Lissa-QUON]

Although over time my husband will desire me less sexually, he will always enjoy my pies

- Psychonauts

 

[VersaNocta]

What can ayy do for youu? (Fondle) *Shiver* [Creepy seemingly Australian black market guy from Just Cause 2]

 

[Lenny Magic]

"Use your stick!"

The GuildMaster from Fable, advice to live your life by.

 

[clutch-monkey]

"Lima Oscar Lima"
- terrorist in rainbow six: LV2

 

[Unia]

*in a voice completely devoid of emotion* "I am a grieving widow. This is my flower."
(Psychonauts)

*in a gravelly male Dunmer voice* "humdedumdidumdidum"
(Morrowind:Tribunal, I lol'd first dozen times I heard that)

*attacks with an axe while talking about cabin rents and nordic walking in an uneven voice*
(Alan Wake)

 

[Rkiver]

*Keeps walking into the same wall over and over again*
- from so many rushed and glitchy games it just isn't funny.

 

[Critical_Sneeze]

Why don't you lead an army instead of touching me?!

 

[RichardThompson]

"This is what happens when they drop my name from the title."
Daxter, in Jak 3

 

[sumanoskae]

"My dog spits blood"

Peasant girl from The Witcher