Patrick woke up slowly. The only thing he could feel at first was his head, because it hurt like hell. As he slowly woke up, he realized he was next to a woman.
What the fuck? Who the hell is this chick? he thought, as he quickly sat upright. He couldn't remember her name, regardless of how hard he tried. As he looked around, Patrick realized with a start that he wasn't even in his house. He tried to stand up, and nearly fell over.
Geez, what happened? Was I at a crazy party or something? he thought to himself.