Holy shit I've gotta try this.
This sounds like an even better money-laundering scheme than starting out one of those New Age bullshit saloons.
NOW I ADJUST YOUR ENERGY AURA! /make wavy movements with my hands
THERE, YOU'RE ALL GOOD NOW, 100 dollars.
Mix in some souls, ghosts, and even more New Age crap, and you're a millionaire.
Fuck, no wonder they say history repeats itself. Much of New Age movement and fascination with things like psychics - which were there before New Age movement, but probably got a big boost in popularity during it, it all totally mirrors the whole deal with spiritualists movements in the late 1800s, people being obsessed with ghosts so much it gave birth to hundreds of practitioners and cults.