Purps Does 'Couver

[Hey Joe]

Seriously, when the fuck is the wedding and can I be the godfather? Also, can I wear my tracksuit to the wedding?

I'm buffing up my best Dress Helm. I may give an Ultraspeech.

I'll bake the po-mo ironic wedding cake.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Seriously, when the fuck is the wedding and can I be the godfather? Also, can I wear my tracksuit to the wedding?

I'm buffing up my best Dress Helm. I may give an Ultraspeech.

I'll bake the po-mo ironic wedding cake.

I will be ringbearer..

 

[Fire Daemon]

Seriously, when the fuck is the wedding and can I be the godfather? Also, can I wear my tracksuit to the wedding?

I'm buffing up my best Dress Helm. I may give an Ultraspeech.

I'll bake the po-mo ironic wedding cake.

I will be ringbearer..

I'll be the obscene uncle that makes a fool of himself and embarrasses everyone.

*Dances on the table, trips, lands in the punch, gets up, trips again, lands in the po-mo ironic wedding cake, eats po-mo ironic wedding cake, burbs, tells a Ya Mum joke to the audience, goes to get another drink.*

 

[Ultrajoe]

I will be ringbearer..

And we your fellowship.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Seriously, when the fuck is the wedding and can I be the godfather? Also, can I wear my tracksuit to the wedding?

I'm buffing up my best Dress Helm. I may give an Ultraspeech.

I'll bake the po-mo ironic wedding cake.

I will be ringbearer..

I'll be the obscene uncle that makes a fool of himself and embarrasses everyone.

*Dances on the table, trips, lands in the punch, gets up, trips again, lands in the po-mo ironic wedding cake, eats po-mo ironic wedding cake, burbs, tells a Ya Mum joke to the audience, goes to get another drink.*

Uncle Daemon..You have had enough to drink!

 

[Graustein]

I will be ringbearer..

And we your fellowship.

You have my Beammorningstar.

 

[Labyrinth]

I'd be a bridesmaid. Totally. In a dress and all.

 

[Fire Daemon]

I will be ringbearer..

And we your fellowship.

You have my Beammorningstar.

And my laser rifle.

Uncle Daemon..You have had enough to drink!

I'll tell you when I've had enough 'hic'. Sa ween does dis wedding start anyway? Tomorrow? I'd better get dressed!

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

I'd be a bridesmaid. Totally. In a dress and all.

Black or white?

 

[Labyrinth]

I'd be a bridesmaid. Totally. In a dress and all.

Black or white?

Depends on what the bride wears. I'm hoping scarlet, because it goes well with my skin and hair.

 

[Lord Krunk]

I'll be the obligatory wedding-crasher!

 

[Larenxis]

I'll be the best man!

Oh wait...

 

[PurpleRain]

Ok, two questions: When do I get my wedding gifts and how big are they?

 

[Hey Joe]

Ok, two questions: When do I get my wedding gifts and how big are they?

I'm not sure how big the 'gifts' will be, we're going to need a measuring tape. You get them after the reception.

Cookies to anybody who points out how hilariously inappropriate I'm being.

 

[Clairaudient]

Ok, two questions: When do I get my wedding gifts and how big are they?

Make sure the registry includes the following:

-a FeNinja cigar
-Enough C4 to blow up the church after the ceremony
-An open bar
-Cookies

Edit:

Cookies to anybody who points out how hilariously inappropriate I'm being.

I'll take those. *points while munching delicious baked goods*.

 

[xitel]

So I met the infamous Australian heliotrope ninja and the famous Larenxis.
Lovely people, they.

They're both shorter than I thought they would be.

Oh man, I'm jealous. I want to meet the amazing Anarchemitis. Hell, PurpleRain and Larenxis too. All three of you, down to the U.S. of A. I would like to meet you all.

I second this idea. We need a U.S. gathering of some sort.

 

[meatloaf231]

I second this idea. We need a U.S. gathering of some sort.

Isn't there a thread about the gatherings in which a U.S. one was brought up? I'm not sure what was decided.

 

[xitel]

I second this idea. We need a U.S. gathering of some sort.

Isn't there a thread about the gatherings in which a U.S. one was brought up? I'm not sure what was decided.

The Escapicon. And that was more of an Escapist Convention than a get-together.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

So I met the infamous Australian heliotrope ninja and the famous Larenxis.
Lovely people, they.

They're both shorter than I thought they would be.

Oh man, I'm jealous. I want to meet the amazing Anarchemitis. Hell, PurpleRain and Larenxis too. All three of you, down to the U.S. of A. I would like to meet you all.

I second this idea. We need a U.S. gathering of some sort.

Bah, I haven't been watching this thread, but I third this statement

 

[Labyrinth]

Ok, two questions: When do I get my wedding gifts and how big are they?

About an inch across. At the reception.