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JoJo

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TopazFusion said:
JoJo said:
[HEADING=2]Press me ->
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Press to find out how I would end the world!
You would end the world using lots of clones of this strange looking girl?

Who is she?
She's my daughter: Miss JoJo. Her voice and that of her millions of clones growing in my lab shall be the swansong of this Earth of ours... mass suicides and the complete domination of preteen girls over the world will surely follow.

Edit: Woah, 7000 posts, yeah!
 

lechat

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army of staypuff marshmallow men cause noone would ever see that coming
or a whimper.... no idea how the world could end with a whimper but apparently it will
 

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we make a giant fire line from the Atlantic to Pacific ocean and get a lot of buckets, we then empty the pacific into the Atlantic ocean and flood Europe and Africa significantly downgrading the state of living in europe and upgrading it in Africa, eventually we flood the whole eastern hemisphere. ( remember lots of buckets) then at the exact other end of the earth we place a bottle of Listerine set up a camera and stop the buckets, the water will rush back into place and converge on that one spot we put the mouth wash and yeah that should kill everyone.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Well done Deathhunter, I expected to see a red button somewhere here.

Me? I choose to end it like this...


This is cool.
 

Arakasi

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Immediately disable the possibility of any new life being created.
Then sit back and watch.
 

Azure-Supernova

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So my red button pulls all of the continents back together for an RTS Deathmatch that controls exactly like Empire Earth. So with one huge landmass it's just a case of splitting everyone up into Civilizations and finding nine other people to play with! The catch is, there's a secret CPU controlled 11th faction that operates similarly to Skynet, only activating when one of us wins.
 

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One button.
<img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090706024718/mspaintadventures/images/thumb/2/2d/Sburb_Logo.svg/180px-Sburb_Logo.svg.png" height="50" /img>
Oceans will rise. Cities will fall. Volcanoes will erupt.
A game's beta will install.

I dunno, seems like a pretty fun way to end the world.
 

Guffe

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I'd throw a lasso around the moon and pull into earth...
It is very possible, I saw it in a movie, I think Jim Carrey was in it?
 

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DoPo said:
Kittens!

I leave the actual method to your imagination. Because I'll employ each person's imagination against them. Have fun.

EDIT:
OT: I would fill the oceans with popcorn. I'm in the mood for popcorn.
 

Fijiman

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JoJo said:
Huh, I thought this thread would be about this special red button:


[HEADING=2]Press me ->
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So did I.

I would end the world with the greatest party ever.
 

Me55enger

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Death by diamonds and death by diamods and death diamonds and pearls!

- Band of Skulls.
 

Old Father Eternity

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DoPo said:
Kittens!

I leave the actual method to your imagination. Because I'll employ each person's imagination against them. Have fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw
It has already been done.
 

Danoloto

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That Hyena Bloke said:
With a Vogon constructor fleet, to make way for an interstellar bypass through the solar system.
Thank you. THANK YOU, for making my day :) Don't panic, and don't forget your towel.

I was going to go with that as well. But since it's clearly not original, I'd have to go with death by papercuts and lemon juice. Just a huge hurricane of thin paper slicing everyone, and then mass floods of juice.
 

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Damian13 said:
Okay a fun doomsday question, you have to power to end the world how do you do it? Please leave the morality out.
I would send meteors at the earth that were large enough to wipe out the human race but, and this is the key, each meteor would be small enough that human technology could deflect it. Shortly after each meteor is dealt with, another meteor would be discovered on the way to earth.

Soon the entirety of human civilization would be built around surviving the constant barrage of planet killing meteors. As new anti meteor technology is invented, conditions would become more desperate. The meteors would become larger or thousands of small meteors would come at once.

As a natural consequence of developing anti meteor technology, space travel would advance at an incredible rate. Eventually the human race would decide that the only possible way to survive would be to flee the planet. Humanity would build hundreds of massive transports that would take them from this doomed planet in the hope that they might find a safe haven in deep space.

It is then that the largest meteor would be spotted. A meteor so large that human technology has no hope of deflecting it or even slowing it down. Humanity would be able to calculate the exact second they meteor would impact and the earth would be destroyed. It is now a race against time. Can the transports be completed before the earth is destroyed?

The vast majority of the transports would not be ready in time, and the few that were would be defective due to the haste of their construction. It turns out that the last human dies only days away from reaching a new earth like planet. They will die of thirst due to a faulty water reclamation system.

?Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man?
 

DigitalSushi

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When I hit my doomsday button it'll stop all arguments in an instant, never to be started again, so everyone on the internet would simultaneously leave their house (or put down their smartphones) where they would be run over by a runaway garbage truck because they've never seen one before what with the whole "staying up to late on facebook or playing LoL" thing they where doing...

and no, nobody on facebook even knows what a garbage truck looks like because garbage trucks is the one object in the world girls never pose in front of.