Put up your dukes Escapists! Can you fight?

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Andalusa

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MaxTheReaper said:
Ouch! If I had feelings, they would be severely wounded.
And yes, yes it was.
Sorry sorry sorry. But like I said, I can hate people.
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Andalusa

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MaxTheReaper said:
And I'm drunk, but that doesn't mean the things I say aren't hurtful!
*cries*
You're making me feel really bad.
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Andalusa

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MaxTheReaper said:
I know, but it makes me feel so good.
Okay, you are forgiven. *hugs*

Also, I know what you mean - if I repeat a word a lot, it starts to look really strange to me.
You live of other people's misery and suffering.
I should know that by now.
Hooray! *hugs*
 

DM.

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I can do kickboxing, but I'm a cripple. So I guess shaking my cane at you will have to do.
 

RnAoDm

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I studied the secret art of "punch bag" in school. Not so much a pacifist as dont oppose violence just better at taking hits than giving them out. Usually refuse to hit back
 

furnatic

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I kinda had to learn to fight as I was sent to Armed Sentry schools a year back. So yes, I can box (Though that was taught to me by my dad) and do a few police style takedowns. Nothing funnier than making someone your ***** with simple application of pressure in the right spot
 

MercurySteam

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My fighting style is kinda like the brawler type in Saints 2 with a bunch of rugged made-up punches and kicks.
 

Danpascooch

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I took a couple of years worth of fencing classes, and have a Katana in my room, so yeah...i'd say I'm pretty much good

I am also really good at tripping people in a fight (sounds stupid, but is really effective when done correctly) this one asshole at highschool tried to punch me, I tripped him and he basically went face first into the lock of the locker.....that must have been really painful

Anyway, what you do is, when you are close, move to the left, and forward really quickly, stick your right foot out, and put your right hand behind their back and push. hard. when done quickly it almost always works, because no-one ever see's it coming

I learned that when fooling around on the trampoline when I was like ten, but then I realized it transfers over to normal ground too
 

Gunstar Hero

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Iv been pretty lucky in that Iv had the chance to learn some really good styles from very good teachers over the years. I practiced Brazillian style Jujitsu for a few years, Ninjitsu, Budo (which is essentially Samurai battlefield arts. Its entirely useless in real life, but given a sword or a spear, for example, I'd be alright). Krav Maga, which is an Israeli military art and most recently I started working for the HMPS, the British prison service, and got taught some incredibly effective pain and compliance techniques.

To be honest, the things Iv picked up since working in prison have far outstripped pretty much everything else Iv learnt in my own time. So, yes, I can fight and unfortunatley, have had to several times since I started work!
 

DM.

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MaxTheReaper said:
Skeleon said:
In real life, at least. Not in a hypothetical fight, though.
Real life is the only one that matters.

Ula said:
You live of other people's misery and suffering.
I should know that by now.
Hooray! *hugs*
Yours is especially delicious.
You'll remember it one day.

DM. said:
I can do kickboxing, but I'm a cripple.
How do these two things go together?
I can use the cane as an extra leg, rather then an actual weapon. Because that's just silly.