Question for guys! HAH!

[Vampire cat]

So, cause someone asked a question for girls (which I over actively responded to, I know...), I think the boys deserve one. And my question is the one I always ask guys;

Whats up with the really big tits in porn? You ALWAYS say your not into big tits, yet almost all porn there is has women with big tits in them! They are in the magazines I find under your bed when I'm at your place too, so don't dare say you don't look at them!

 

[Snarky Username]

It creeps me out hat you've been in my place, but the magazines you found probably creep you out more, so we're just about even.

The reason is that most animals have some thing that turns them on so they have a reason to mate other then carrying on the race. Usually it's the bum because most mammals walk on four legs and mate doggy style. We originally rolled this way, but when we started walking on two legs and standing upright, we had to mate face to face for the very first time, meaning we had to have something else that were could look at to turn us on.

And that something was massive earthshaking bewbage. That's what I've heard on a documentary, anywho, so take it whatever way you want.

 

[Chester41585]

Huge tits are funny to look at, especially in porn. This is especially true if they're fake tits.

 

[internethobo]

I don't know where you got the "ALWAYS" from, most of my friends are into boobs more than anything else I dunno what else to say bout that.

 

[icyfresh]

yes... oliva munn dose not have big tits, so the mazagines under my bed have no big tits...the ones in my closet do...

 

[Kinguendo]

Well, obviously as all men make porn we can answer that for you in a professional way(!)

Also... what the hell are you doing in my house looking under my b... wait a minute, my bed reaches all the way to the floor. There IS no under!

 

[ArcWinter]

I don't know. I don't like them. That's why I rarely watch porn.

Also, I don't have any magazines unless you count PC Gamer and OXM, and they are definitely not fap-worthy.

 

[sylekage]

I'm a huge boob guy. But I don't like the huge fake tits. (See, first part wasn't a joke!)
If I were to look at porn (gross who does that >_> <_<) I would like porn with real tits, that actually move when the girl does, not stay in one place. It's kind of weird when I look at porn and notice the nasty fake tits. It's not right.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Yeah, not so much a fan. I kind of prefer, you know, regular sized normal girls.

And that's ignoring the whole 'I honestly am one of those guys who likes people for their personalities not their looks' thing.

Seriously, last year I had two housemates who were actually doing amateur modelling (very blonde, and yes, very aesthetically pleasing, no denying that). Every other guy in the house wanted to bang them silly, I was wondering why no one noticed that they were shallow and really unpleasant most of the time.

 

[WorkerMurphey]

My smartypants answer is that breasts, particularly large ones, are both a signal of femininity and is, presumably, related to genetic superiority that would indicate said busty lady would make a good mother for potential offspring. It's a mixture of genetics and cultural upbringing that makes things sexually attractive.

There's also the idea that breasts are the first source (typically) of nutrition, happiness, and bonding with mom. Thus breasts are the first thing to make most men really happy.

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

Well the people who make the porn aren't the same people talking to you saying the don't like big ones. If all the porn has big tits then we can't exactly do much about it seeing as how most of us can't afford to dish out the cash to take over and change the porno industry.

Personally I don't care about size as long as the a proportional and well shapen.

 

[trueluigi7]

First off I don't have any porn magazines I only look at Hentai and it is on my flash drive.

But anyways I don't really know why guys love big boobs we just do I believe it has something to do with women with large breasts would make better mates because they are more nurturing, but this is all Sub-Consciously.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

They're there for the same reason that the guys are all ridiculously well-endowed. They aim for the lowest common denominator. Not everyone likes what they show, but enough people do.

(Plus I think that the porn industry is secretly in cahoots with the medical-spam-Email industry. Nothing's guaranteed to sell more "breast-enhancing cream" or "penis-growth pills" than watching John Footlong and Suzie Watermelons go at it.)

[small]Also, it's the 21st century. All us guys keep our porn on our computers. In the folder labeled "Mom's Emails".[/small]

 

[DefunctTheory]

Big tits are more useful (I wont go into it, use your imagination). Also, even if guys are not into 'big tits,' most prefer them to smaller sizes.

Personally, I prefer a balanced body type over absurdly huge ta-tas. But if forced to pick between A's or DD's on a female that doesn't fit them, guess which one I'll take.

NOTE: I'm an ass man.

 

[TheSteeleStrap]

I like boobs that are proportional to the girl. If a girl is 5'5", skinny as a twig, and has DDs, that's weird. If a girl is 6' or more (which is sexy to begin with) then big boobs are good, especially if she has great curves to go with it all.

 

[Vampire cat]

Well, saying "always" I mean every single male ever that I have asked this question (and theres quite a few now) say they dont like the big breasts. And quite a few of you does the same. Yet you defend it, and it's confusing me! Should I have big or small tits?! WHAT IS THE MORE ATTRACTIVE ONE! This calls for a poll...

[small]Also, it's the 21st century. All us guys keep our porn on our computers. In the folder labeled "Mom's Emails".[/small]

*Carefully writes down* Thank you, now I know where to look the next time I break into your homes to inspect your porn Oo.

 

[DominoSmith]

I'm bi, so I can answer this question ^-^ most of my guy friends think they're fun to play with, and they're cool to see when they bounce. The reason for such big ones in porn, is because most guys are "Boob Guys" and enjoy seeing huge boobs. I think they are interesting myself, but I don't need porn to see them

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

I dont care about big tits. There desinged for babies. Thats not to say I dont care about them at all, I am a dude after all, but I dont know why they have to be big, maby its to hide the face since all porn stars look like someone put makeup on a tramp.

 

[Good morning blues]

They guys you hang out with claim to like small tits. The median porn viewer claims to like big tits.