Question of the Day, June 24, 2010
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Now, we must look at this objectively. What man would ladies most swoon over? Mario, as we know, is fighting for the attention of ONE lady. Link has had several ladies swoon over him (See Ocarina of Time, he had four.) but never more than a few. Solid Snake can't even keep himself youthful. He's what... 40 now and looks like he's 80? Plus I don't think Marill would jump on that now. (MGS4)
At this point we boil down to the two guys who would be most likely to get ladies to bone them. Nathan Drake and Niko Bellic. Niko has a nice foreign accent, and women love that. But do you know what women love more? Jackasses. Wisecracking jackasses who act like the male version of Laura Croft. And don't tell me that isn't Nathan Drake perfectly.
I submit to you: Nathan Drake. Or Nolan North. Either.
At this point we boil down to the two guys who would be most likely to get ladies to bone them. Nathan Drake and Niko Bellic. Niko has a nice foreign accent, and women love that. But do you know what women love more? Jackasses. Wisecracking jackasses who act like the male version of Laura Croft. And don't tell me that isn't Nathan Drake perfectly.
I submit to you: Nathan Drake. Or Nolan North. Either.
Opinions from a real-life GIRL (whoahmigod 
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Mario: Just not good-looking enough, sorry.
Nico: Girlfriend mortality rate probably too high... also, he's a good listener, but I'm not very talkative.
Nathan: I wouldn't know. He looks okay, but he sounds like the kind of guy who shoots off bad one-liners.
Link: EPIC WIN. <3 He's cute, you don't have to worry about too much conversation, he has adorable pets.
Snake: ALSO EPIC WIN when he's not being old. I don't like his gear, but if you were going on a date with him, presumably he'd dress up a bit better.
People who mentioned Balthier, The Spy, Chuck Norris: absolutely true. *sagenod*
):Mario: Just not good-looking enough, sorry.
Nico: Girlfriend mortality rate probably too high... also, he's a good listener, but I'm not very talkative.
Nathan: I wouldn't know. He looks okay, but he sounds like the kind of guy who shoots off bad one-liners.
Link: EPIC WIN. <3 He's cute, you don't have to worry about too much conversation, he has adorable pets.
Snake: ALSO EPIC WIN when he's not being old. I don't like his gear, but if you were going on a date with him, presumably he'd dress up a bit better.
People who mentioned Balthier, The Spy, Chuck Norris: absolutely true. *sagenod*
Women love facial scars.iLikeHippos said:Marcus Phoe...
Actually, nevermind. He is badass in some things, but the looks... I don't know.
I think that Homer Simpson Samus Aran said it best: "Stupid sexy Flanders Snake."
It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
"Stupid sexy Snake."
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!
"Stupid sexy Snake."
I think we all know why Peach keeps getting kidnapped by Bowser.Marter said:Nathan Drake. He seems the most "real" out of all of them. And come on, Mario? He doesn't get anyone.
What I can't believe is that nobody has said Duke Nukem yet. If you have, congratulations, you are made of win. Sadly, I already voted for Nathan Drake before I thought of this, but oh well.
Shaft!
Actually probably none of them. They're all too busy saving the world everyday. The NPCs are the one's getting all the tail while the main character is busy.
Actually probably none of them. They're all too busy saving the world everyday. The NPCs are the one's getting all the tail while the main character is busy.
