Questions And Answers

[Incompl te]

Because Manson loves you.

Why is Berethond constantly looking up?

 

[Daye.04]

because he can see the world. You see. Berethond is in China ...

Why won't that joke work in Norway?

 

[Spyalt]

Because it's not funny in the slightest

Where am I?

 

[NeoAC]

Well, you ain't here.

Why am I awake at 5:30AM?

 

[terribleyetfun]

because sleep is for puny girly-men

why am I so tired.

 

[Incompl te]

Because sleep is for puny girly-men.

Why does that rabbit keep staring at me.

 

[Daye.04]

Because it lusts for your flower

Why am I going to bed?

 

[Incompl te]

Because all your vessels are belong to us!

Why did I make an obscure CATS reference?

 

[Neonbob]

Because your head-meat is sleep-deprived, and telling you that if you don't go to sleep, it will shut down on you in the middle of something embarrassing. Don't listen to it! Fight through the drowsiness!

Why the sweet hell am I up at 6:30am?

 

[Incompl te]

Because you wish to talk to us, the awesome ones!

Why am I addicted to chocolate?

 

[Neonbob]

Because it fuels your awesomeness!

Why can't people make high explosives in their backyards?

 

[jackanderson]

Because new legislation that will be unveiled in the next five seconds means that the government will send spies to keep an eye on our backyards incase any of us look at a tree in a homicidal way.

Why is my life meaningless?

 

[Neonbob]

Because it'll end.

Why is the FBI so interested in talking to me now?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Because you're a moderator on TPB.

Why haven't you found Jesus yet?

 

[Berethond]

Because I'm after someone more attractive.

Why is Neonbob misinformed, why doesn't he know that you CAN make high explosive in your backyard, as long as it stays on private property?

 

[Neonbob]

Because I was told that it was illegal...but that may have been because I lured the stupid neighboor's dog over first...oh, and thanks for making my day!

Why doesn't squirrel chili taste very good?

 

[The_Chief]

because theres a tail in it

why am i eating as chocolate bunnie for breakfast

 

[Neonbob]

Because it's so much fun to eat cute animals first thing in the morning! Oh, and chocolate has caffine.

Where has everyone gone?

 

[ae86gamer]

To work, school or bed.

Why am I still here?