Questions And Answers

[Neonbob]

Because you are WEAK!

Why can't I control the moon?

 

[Incompl te]

Because...why would you want to control people flashing their asses at people....

Why is it that only me, Neonbob, ae86gamer, imacharginmehlaz0r and Daye.04 are posting on this thread?

EDIT: Ninja'd again.

 

[Neonbob]

Because we are the only ones cool enough!

Why can't you use cars to hunt?

(I meant the actual moon)

 

[ae86gamer]

Because its not cool.

Why are we all awesome?

 

[Neonbob]

Because. There is no why, only because.

Why don't we need to explain ourselves?

 

[ae86gamer]

Because.

Why is godzilla awesome?

 

[Neonbob]

Because he's a giant freakin' lizard!

Why are black people...wait...why can't I finish that?

 

[The_Chief]

because i can

why are black people so cool

 

[ae86gamer]

Because they just are.

Why am I being asked all these questions?

 

[Neonbob]

because you are a font of knowledge

Why do you hate cheerleaders?

 

[The_Chief]

because i cant get one (oh no he dint) oh yes i did

why must we save the whales?

 

[ae86gamer]

Nuke the whales.

Why do you hate cheese?

 

[Neonbob]

because it melts.

Why can't I hold light?

 

[ae86gamer]

Because your too awesome.

Why do I like cars?

 

[Neonbob]

Because they let you run over people.

Why aren't monkeys good ingredients in burgers?

 

[ae86gamer]

Because catching them is too damn hard.

Why do little kids cry for everything?

 

[Neonbob]

Because it gets them more attention.

Why can't I beat other people's kids?

 

[ae86gamer]

Because their not awesome enough to let you.

Why are we the only 2 that are now posting?

 

[Neonbob]

Because everyone else has gone to bed.

Why aren't magnets safe to force-feed people?

 

[ae86gamer]

Because...that just seems dangerous.

Why aren't I asleep?