Questions And Answers

[Incompl te]

A man who is:
1. A friend
2. A master
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A companion
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate


What do men want?

 

[Daye.04]

Whu-? Dude you've been ninja'd ...

Men want sex! And games!

Why am I not asleep?

 

[Incompl te]

Because the Caramelldansen dancers and Rick Astley are in your brain, slowly killing you out of crappy music. As the songs get stuck in your head, you are immune to sleep.

Why did my previous post get ninja'd?

 

[Daye.04]

Because you made this loong awsome post

When is later?

 

[Incompl te]

Later is not now! Stop whinging!

Which avatar is better? My new avatar or the old one (of Dengakuman)?

 

[Neonbob]

The new one.

What if you could survive a black hole?

 

[Drpineapple]

Then I would e-mail Steven Hawkins and tell him to suckle my berries of love

Why is my right foot bigger than my left?

 

[Daye.04]

Because it takes on the most of your weight.

Why do I allways have to wor with complete morons?

 

[Neonbob]

Because it takes a bunch of morons to make up for one competent guy.

Why do monkeys throw their shit at people?

 

[NeoAC]

Because they hate us for making them live in cages.

What's in your wallet?

 

[ScorpionClaw]

Lots of empty space

What is the average speed of a swift?

 

[Neonbob]

500 pixels per second.

What if your head was filled with superdense liquid mercury?

 

[Daye.04]

I would not being able to think a single thought correctly, due to the electric impulses going in the wrong direction

What is the fastest way to travel from New York, New York to Madrid, Spain?

 

[Incompl te]

By Giant Novelty Slingshot of course!

Why did people bother voting in every match in the March Mayhem? (also who won?)

 

[Daye.04]

To get the badge (Turbine)

What is sunglasses made of?

 

[Incompl te]

sunglasses is made of nothing as that it incorrect grammatical skills (continues nazi-ing)!

What are sunglasses made of?

 

[Daye.04]

shaded glass

Why does Dkozza seem fit to complain on grammatical errors with a sentence like "sunglasses is made of nothing as that it incorrect grammatical skills"?

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

He got high on sunshine lollipops.

Who is this muffin man anyway?

 

[Daye.04]

A man made of muffins

Why don't people press "F5" before pressing "post"?

 

[Spyalt]

Because the F5 key is evil

What is the point of this?