Questions And Answers

[Flying-Emu]

To destroy the forces of Evil by beating them with our Big Stick of logic.

Why is Yoda so awesome?

 

[GoldenRaz]

Because he makes everybody green of envy.

What is the punishment of necrophilia in Cyrodiil?

 

[Mr Fatherland]

500 gold of course! (no really, it is.)

Why do easter eggs make me poo?

 

[gamma526]

because you didn't eat enough cheese.
how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[Daye.04]

Five ounces

How much coke are you allowed to consume if you are to follow the advices of doctors?

 

[ae86gamer]

One can a week.

Why is figuring out what you wanna be when you grow up so hard?

 

[Daye.04]

Becuase you're not grown up. Humans allways have problem looing towards the future

Why would anyone want to make a plan, when they can just as easily just live their lives?

 

[Incompl te]

Because with a plan you can see what you will live in the future. People that steal other people's plans and read them to them are Fortune Tellers!

Why does my neck hurt?

 

[The_Chief]

must resist erge of the sexually jokes!!!! ugh ok because the easter bunny beat your neck with a basket cuz you didnt leave him any damn carrots, hes a pissy guy you know.

why is my ball sack sweaty

 

[Daye.04]

Because you keep thinking about it

Why do the person above me allways want to tell us about his ball sack?

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

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Why would I want to answer that question?

 

[The_Chief]

because its about me and my love of creeping people out by telling them the status of my ballsack

why am i chargin meh laz0r

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

because Alderan should be destroyed.

Why do fish eat worms if worms are land animals?

 

[ae86gamer]

Because worms are dumb and try to swim but can't.

Why is Ash from Pokemon still 12 even though the show has been on for like 10 years?

 

[Daye.04]

Because non of pokémon is real .. Sorry for breaking it to you like that, but it's only fiction

Why do some people not like video games?

 

[Incompl te]

Because they're fantasized by why Ash is still 12.

Why do people fantasize about Ash?

 

[ae86gamer]

Because they have no life....

Why must I always give someone I see a high five.

 

[Daye.04]

because it's fancy!

Why do I allways respond to AE?

 

[ae86gamer]

Because I'm awesome.

Why do I always seem to respond to Daye?

 

[Daye.04]

Because I'm totally awsome

Why am I a "totally" more than AE?