Questions?

[Emilox The Great]

Why does metal still insist that 666 is still brutal.

well you see, its because ITS AWESOOOOOOOOOME! *doing an incredibly brutal air guitar solo*

my question is : why are humans generally incompetent?

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

Do you you pronouce scone like cone or gone

Sc-OWN(ed) - They are awesome enough for the over used owned reference

Would I look hot as a chick or would I just look like me with boobies and less beard o.0

I used to wonder why ladies' bikes have the kind of frame they do; while mens' bikes have a different kind of frame. I just realized: It's because ladies wear skirts. They can't throw their leg across the frame. The ladies' bike frame allows them to just step over it.

I consider myself awesome for figuring this out.

But why don't they make mens' bikes with the same frame? You have no idea how many times I have crashed my bike and almost castrated myself...

You needs a proper bike [http://s.wiggle.co.uk/images/kona-dawg-deluxe-08.jpg] then

 

[x EvilErmine x]

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Yeah it was, sorry wasn't really paying too much attention....Nathan just told Maize that it was there Mum who killed there Dad :-O

What? Are you talking about a TV show? Why do you confuse me so?

Yes i was, specifically Emmerdale, it was a pretty dramatic episode tonight. Don't sweat it...i confuse most people. Apologies though )

 

[SnipErlite]

What the hell was the name of that game I used to play?

 

[Koganesaga]

Why are game industries content to recycle the same piece of crap or 3+ squeals even if the original was good when there are so many other games that are more deserving (good 3rd party games and until recently Golden Sun)?

 

[C95J]

What colour does a Smurf turn when you choke it?

 

[Tharwen]

When did this song become the soundtrack to every single crappy youtube montage ever made?

Spoiler

What kind of sick freak was the first guy to ever gaze at a cow's udder and wonder, "Hmm....I wonder what that tastes like...?"

But calves do it anyway! It wouldn't take long for someone to work out that humans might as well have a go.

 

[C95J]

When did this song become the soundtrack to every single crappy youtube montage ever made?

Spoiler

What kind of sick freak was the first guy to ever gaze at a cow's udder and wonder, "Hmm....I wonder what that tastes like...?"

But calves do it anyway! It wouldn't take long for someone to work out that humans might as well have a go.

It's only there because all the other music was copyrighted by Youtube, and that was either replaced by Youtube or had to be chosen by the uploader.

 

[PhiMuLady]

Why is it so hard to find a good kisser?
Why would western people do body scarification?
Why does music say more than words can express?

These are the big three that bugged me lately.

 

[Thundero13]

Why does everyone prefer Ocarina of time over the far superior Majora's mask?

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Why does metal still insist that 666 is still brutal.

Haven't heard it used seriously in any recent albums. At this point it's either tongue in cheek or a homage.

Anyway, why is iTunes so awful? It's one of the most bare-boned pieces of software I've ever seen, and yet it's also one of the slowest. When my professional 3D modeling program loads faster then it, you know there's a fucking problem.

 

[AnneSQF]

Why hasn't anyone tried to rob the Cash Cab?

Please stop posting! Every time I see your avatar I have to stop and watch the whole thing It's so awesome.
That was really off-topic. Sorry but I had to say it.

 

[TheHecatomb]

Who was it that decided he should keep massaging a bucket of milk until it became solid, and then had the guts to eat the results?

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Why hasn't anyone tried to rob the Cash Cab?

Because it has constant survellience. It's the equivilent of robbing a bank and posing for the security cameras.

OT: Why haven't full-auto sniper rifles been more popular?

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

What is love?

*Ehem*

 

[smearyllama]

What is the basement that people refer to while welcoming new users? I've seen it mentioned several times, but still haven't a clue what it means.

 

[The Bum]

What colour does a Smurf turn when you choke it?

White, and everyone knows they hacth from spores.

What makes hip-hop so popular?

 

[smearyllama]

Why hasn't anyone tried to rob the Cash Cab?

Because it has constant survellience. It's the equivilent of robbing a bank and posing for the security cameras.

OT: Why haven't full-auto sniper rifles been more popular?

Full auto sniper rifles? They got banned at the Geneva convention because they were overpowered and n00bish, just like the AWP. No armies use them because that would be "cheap" and "suxxors".