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Lawnmooer

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Why is music so bad these days?
Why is there so few metalheads that I know?
Why is Death Metal so awesome?
What is the point in life?

Those are the 4 questions I'm constantly asking myself...
 

Paksenarrion

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bleachigo10 said:
Why hasn't anyone tried to rob the Cash Cab?
Woah. That is quite the revelation. I wonder if it's really that well concealed, that it looks like any other taxi cab...I'm tempted to suggest an unethical experiment.
 
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Thundero13 said:
Why does everyone prefer Ocarina of time over the far superior Majora's mask?
Because you start out as a god damn Deku Scrub in MM, that's why.
7moreDead said:
Mr Smile said:
Do you you pronouce scone like cone or gone
Sc-OWN(ed) - They are awesome enough for the over used owned reference :D

Would I look hot as a chick or would I just look like me with boobies and less beard o.0
dragonslayer32 said:
Jonluw said:
I used to wonder why ladies' bikes have the kind of frame they do; while mens' bikes have a different kind of frame. I just realized: It's because ladies wear skirts. They can't throw their leg across the frame. The ladies' bike frame allows them to just step over it.

I consider myself awesome for figuring this out.
But why don't they make mens' bikes with the same frame? You have no idea how many times I have crashed my bike and almost castrated myself...
You needs a proper bike [http://s.wiggle.co.uk/images/kona-dawg-deluxe-08.jpg] then ;)
I don't trust a bike that's called 'Dawg Deluxe'. That's just silly.

OT: Why do people like Kefka? He's the worst damn villain ever. No motivation, just doing shit for the fuck of it.
 

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7moreDead said:
Mr Smile said:
Do you you pronouce scone like cone or gone
Sc-OWN(ed) - They are awesome enough for the over used owned reference :D

Would I look hot as a chick or would I just look like me with boobies and less beard o.0
dragonslayer32 said:
Jonluw said:
I used to wonder why ladies' bikes have the kind of frame they do; while mens' bikes have a different kind of frame. I just realized: It's because ladies wear skirts. They can't throw their leg across the frame. The ladies' bike frame allows them to just step over it.

I consider myself awesome for figuring this out.
But why don't they make mens' bikes with the same frame? You have no idea how many times I have crashed my bike and almost castrated myself...
You needs a proper bike [http://s.wiggle.co.uk/images/kona-dawg-deluxe-08.jpg] then ;)
You call that a bike? THIS [http://www.thenationalelfservice.com/mickys_gallery/images/Penny%20Farthing.jpg] is a bike.
 

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lawnmooer said:
Why is music so bad these days?
Why is there so few metalheads that I know?
Why is Death Metal so awesome?
What is the point in life?

Those are the 4 questions I'm constantly asking myself...
IN ORDER:

because the current generation of children are into really crappy, catchy tunes with no value whatsoever.

no idea. possibly squirrels

it isn't

There is none. That's the beauty of it
 

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Sanguinius- The Angel said:
*snip*

I don't trust a bike that's called 'Dawg Deluxe'. That's just silly.

OT: Why do people like Kefka? He's the worst damn villain ever. No motivation, just doing shit for the fuck of it.
Redingold said:
*snip*

You call that a bike? THIS [http://www.thenationalelfservice.com/mickys_gallery/images/Penny%20Farthing.jpg] is a bike.
It's only cause I could afford the supreme version :(

And Penny farthings arn't too good at going down the sides of mountains ^^
 

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THEAFRONINJA said:
TeeBs said:
Why does metal still insist that 666 is still brutal.
If God is omnipotent, can he create an object so heavy that even he cannot lift it?
If we are talking about the Abrahamic God then no because he can't do what is logically impossible or violate his own rules. He cannot lie or destroy himself for instance.
I don't believe that there is a God however.


taken from Hawkins-"Why does the universe exist rather than not exist"?
 

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lawnmooer said:
Why is music so bad these days?
Why is there so few metalheads that I know?
Why is Death Metal so awesome?
What is the point in life?

Those are the 4 questions I'm constantly asking myself...
Why is music so bad these days?: That's just an opinion, the majority likes it, so more of it is made.

Why is there so few metalheads that I know?: well, either you have the bad luck of not having many people around you that share your taste in music, or you are not looking hard enough.

Why is Death Metal so awesome?: opinion again, not my cup of tea if im honest, I do like metal though, but more along the lines of Industrial Metal (rammstein, KMFDM) Folk Metal (Equilibrium) and symphonic metal (Nightwish)

What is the point in life?: there isn't one really (unless you are religious of course, in which case it is whatever your religion says, but I personally am not religious) but of course everyone works out for themselves what they want to do. after all, you are not some omnipotent god looking down on a bunch of carbon based life forms on a rock floating insignificantly in space, you are a part of said carbon based life forms, so there is no need to get all anxious and existential, just accept the unchangeable facts of life and move on.
 

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Z of the Na said:
What kind of sick freak was the first guy to ever gaze at a cow's udder and wonder, "Hmm....I wonder what that tastes like...?"
They probably saw the calf drinking from it, and as mammals, we do the same. So they put two and two together.
 

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Sanguinius- The Angel said:
Thundero13 said:
Why does everyone prefer Ocarina of time over the far superior Majora's mask?
Because you start out as a god damn Deku Scrub in MM, that's why.
But Deku scrubs are awesome and that's only the beginning, later on you get to play as a Goron and a Zora
 

Arsen

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C95J said:
What colour does a Smurf turn when you choke it?
I nominate this man for [insert title of whatever the head of your country is called that you reside in here].
 

SeanTheSheep

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Z of the Na said:
What kind of sick freak was the first guy to ever gaze at a cow's udder and wonder, "Hmm....I wonder what that tastes like...?"
I've always thought the mental processes were more "See that cow? I'm going to suck the dangly things and drink whatever comes out."
Far more disturbing.

OT: Why do triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?
 

Berethond

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How did they figure out that you could detoxify olives by seeping them in a neurotoxin?