Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[Ymbirtt]

YOU MUST DIE!

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!

GO GO GO!

YOU MUST DIE!

YOU MUST DIE!

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!

I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Normally I hate posting in all caps, but it's necessary here...

 

[tehFozzeY]

I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime.

 

[RaeveSpam]

Your mother sucks dwarf's cock!
- the witcher

 

[mew4ever23]

Get stuck on a the floor.

 

[UrbanCohort]

...Did my mother put you up to this?

 

[omicron1]

You fight like a dairy farmer!

 

[Slvrwolfen]

*Bark bark!*

 

[tharglet]

My! Aren't you a tall one?!

 

[iLikeHippos]

I'd smile at the said person with a relentless stare. And only until the person comes up to the counter do I even say something.
And even than, I'd keep repeating "Was there anything else?" after each and every item checked in for purchase.

 

[Ladette]

If I was an NPC i'd want to be that owl from Ocarina of Time.

 

[Someone Depressing]

Me : "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!!!!!!!"

James : "What?"

Me : "I'm scared!!"

James : "Well, I went through this shit everyday after my wife died! So, shut the fuck u--"

Me : "JAAAAAAAMES!!!!"

Or,

"Gawsh! The town's under attack! I must flee!"
*Turns around and walks into wall*
"Damn! Now I've fallen on the ground! I must get up!"
*Stays on ground*

 

[sky14kemea]

Oh no! I'm late to the market! *stands perfectly still* ....

 

[trollnystan]

"Sigh. Times are tough!"

 

[SamuelT]

I saw a mudcrab the other day!

Disgusting creatures. I steer clear of them.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"He's going to hurt himself, and when he does, I'm not going to help."

 

[Ixnay1111]

I know dragons with feet like rabbits, 'tis true I swear!

Anyone know who that is?

 

[breadsammich]

"Oh no! Oh nonononononono!

Ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne!"

or

"I'll Kalikrak the findoo. I will! You teratet it!"

 

[8-Bit Grin]

I feel asleep!