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[Sebster 105]

Hello I have bad voice acting.

 

[RuralGamer]

"If you enlisted you would be half way to Colonel by now."

That was the most infuriating comment I heard in Fallout NV.

Ok then, please explain NCR Trooper where I can enlist so you WILL STOP SAYING THAT!

Oh wait, I have another one;

Easy Pete: Howdy.

Every time. Every time.

 

[Hazz_11]

We are under attack!!!

 

[ChocoFace]

I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

*intimidating stance*
Are you the milkman?

 

[Viking Incognito]

"If you enlisted you would be half way to Colonel by now."

That was the most infuriating comment I heard in Fallout NV.

Ok then, please explain NCR Trooper where I can enlist so you WILL STOP SAYING THAT!

Oh wait, I have another one;

Easy Pete: Howdy.

Every time. Every time.

It annoyed me because I wanted to enroll so that I COULD be a high ranking officer. Then I could command my underlings to fight for me like a bigger version of the NCR radio.

 

[SaunaKalja]

What are you, a statue? If you got something, SPILL DEH BEANS!!

 

[Nikolaz72]

"Sometimes, I dream about cheese"

 

[Woeps]

yes, swooping is bad

 

[Sacman]

*walks into wall continuously while staring directly at protagonist...*

 

[zehydra]

Fetcher! *proceeds to improperly attack with a spear*

 

[Aurgelmir]

"Stay a While and Listen"
-Decard Cain

 

[Count Igor]

I saw a mudcrab the other day...

 

[Sjakie]

 

[Ralen-Sharr]

I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime.

the machine would not make a mistake.

 

[binvjoh]

Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

"Look at that woman's breasts....they are large."
*waves hand-held stop sign*

"The dead people are underground, and I have brought flowers because... I am sad."
*strums Lillie like a guitar*

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

TCELES B HSUP....

*meanders about pushing lil' piles of dust absently*

 

[StellarViking]

"I have heard of this. They've got all the money. Mudcrabs taking over everything. They already run Pelagiad."

Delicious baked good of your choice for reference.

Edit: I forgot one of my favorites: I'll let you have a secret Pokemon - A Magikarp - for just P500!

 

[JoJo]

"This town's gym is electric... a ground type pokemon sure would be useful..." *hint hint*

 

[Gottesstrafe]

"NIKO, MY COUSIN, LET US GO SEE BIG AMERICAN TITTIES!"