Quick a Protagonist is Coming act like a NPC

[Yuzzi]

"End of the alley. Isaac's inside."
Anyone who didn't go there immediately probably remembers having a stalker.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"I'm not letting you pass till you have a sword and a shield!"

(If you don't know where this is from, then I lol)

 

[UltraDeth]

Long live King Bhelen!

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"End of the alley. Isaac's inside."
Anyone who didn't go there immediately probably remembers having a stalker.

Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines

Good game

 

[Cleariously]

"Sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little... Mmmm... Richer!"

 

[The Night Shade]

"I am.........Error"

 

[hermes]

"Welcome to the Puff Puff club..."

 

[Kizi]

"Pick up that can."

Combine in HL2.

 

[RuralGamer]

"If you enlisted you would be half way to Colonel by now."

That was the most infuriating comment I heard in Fallout NV.

Ok then, please explain NCR Trooper where I can enlist so you WILL STOP SAYING THAT!

Oh wait, I have another one;

Easy Pete: Howdy.

Every time. Every time.

It annoyed me because I wanted to enroll so that I COULD be a high ranking officer. Then I could command my underlings to fight for me like a bigger version of the NCR radio.

Yeah, it would have been great. I hated how you were always a civvy, regardless of what you did.

Conversely;

"Degenerates like you belong on a cross!"

There was a reason I rarely was ever in the Legion's good books...

Still, the whole "Ave, true to Caesar" was pretty cool.

 

[DazBurger]

Say, you wouldn't happen to know what the fine for necrophilia is here in Cyrodiil?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

This shop is owned by a famous adventurer. That means we're better!

Shopkeeper in Fable 2

 

[Matty_J-]

"He must be late and she must be beautiful!"

 

[6037084]

Reload doctor Freeman

 

[Rabite]

*sigh* Times are tough.

 

[Realitycrash]

"If you enlisted you would be half way to Colonel by now."

That was the most infuriating comment I heard in Fallout NV.

Ok then, please explain NCR Trooper where I can enlist so you WILL STOP SAYING THAT!

Oh wait, I have another one;

Easy Pete: Howdy.

Every time. Every time.

It annoyed me because I wanted to enroll so that I COULD be a high ranking officer. Then I could command my underlings to fight for me like a bigger version of the NCR radio.

Yeah, it would have been great. I hated how you were always a civvy, regardless of what you did.

Conversely;

"Degenerates like you belong on a cross!"

There was a reason I rarely was ever in the Legion's good books...

Still, the whole "Ave, true to Caesar" was pretty cool.

Remember Boone from Fallout: NV? Remember how, whenever you walked around in Camp McCarren, everyone would say "I wish I had a 1:st Recon guy watching my back!"?
Well, when you meet the 1:st Recon squadron, you know what they say?
"I wish I had a 1:st Recon guy watching my back!"

Hello, THERE'S FOUR OF YOU, AND YOU WORK AS A TEAM!

 

[icame]

Punch him in the face. I'm a citizen in GTA4.

 

[voidmonk]

*aims blaster*
You must register.

 

[BanthaFodder]

"You must be a Pokemon trainer! Do you know how to run?"

*... seriously? YES DAMMIT*

"Of course you know how to run! A Pokemon trainer like yourself would know how easy it is to run, just hold down B while you walk! Simple as that!"

*HE EXPLAINED IT ANYWAY*

(BONUS)
I love love LOVE the npcs in GTA: Chinatown Wars...

*opens DS*
"YOU WANN A PIECE A MAH PIE?"

"HELP, IM STILL A VIRGIN!"

"HEY ASSHOLE, YOU HIGH ON METH?"

"You wanna get fucked up?"

"You're MINE, ASSHOLE!"

 

[A Shadows Age]

"We must always think of the children!" - HK-47 after pacifist part install
"love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope" - HK-47 on love

 

[WolfEdge]

(Uhh... oh , ok... think fast...)

"STOP! You violated the law!"

(Shit now he's coming over here why did I say that ohgooooood!)