-"Ehloe, my naaaaem ees boloh zantohzeee, and Iae am the leeedur of the revohlooshunari ahhhmi knone as da rea-PURS. Yoo are the sckorpio, no? Ae heer yoo are very skillllllllllled."
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-"Are you still there?"
-"Hostiel spohtted in da ehhhrea! Awl yoonits, ahtahkckc!"
-"I'm Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrberrrrt Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!"
-"Well, It's just another way to get about, I suppose."
-"He's too fast!" (cookie for anyone who gets this one)
-"I know, let?s make up a story to pass the time. Once upon a time, there was this man. His name was Joking Joe, and he went around making everybody laugh really hard. And one day this spaceship, from outer space, came down and this big green alien started eating people. And was our hero scared? You bet he was! He cried like a little baby, wah wah wah. And all his friends laughed at him. The end. That?s all folks."
-"(Long whale like moan)"