Quick!! C'Thulhu is awake!

[kouriichi]

Id eather pray to ZALGO and hope he saves my skin,
or bust my robe out and join the cult of C'thulhu. Whichever seemed best on the sunday.

 

[Quaxar]

Eh, I'm so far away it will probably take a while for him to reach me. Plus it won't get really messy anyway unless Cthulhu manages to summon The Lurker at the Threshold.

I would drive the 25 minutes from my house to H.P Lovecraft's grave, dig him up, perform a voodoo ritual to reanimate his corpse, and bitchslap him.

Try this one!

Spoiler

Y'AI'NG'NGAH
YOG-SOTHOTH
H'EE-L'GEB
F'AI TRHODOG
UAAAAH

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Run to everyone I have ever met and say, "I told you so."

 

[Erana]

Coordinate with other world leaders to sacrifice a few virgins to appease the mighty C'Thulhus insatiable hunger so he will return to the sea. Then protect all the worlds shorelines by erecting totems engraved with Elder protection glyphs and placing one every half mile...

After he has returned to the sea we will then "take care" of the crazies if you know what I mean...

What the Hell? Why is it that whenever crises come around, people always go, "Hey, yeah! Let's give the lives of virgins to the evil thing. They weren't using them anyway."
If the apocalypse comes, I'm staying at home.

 

[the December King]

Draw Elder signs everywhere and hide in a cupboard.

Pretty much the same, although I might try to find a cupboard hidden well beneath the surface, like in a subway station, where I'll hope that some of the legends are wrong- you know, about the other, lesser, more- mobile spawn rising with him- and all I have to fend off is madmen, which are like zombies, but taller.

 

[Imper1um]

Buy some moose, and neon green hair color dye, then get some minor armor and get a sword two times my size.

Step 1: Dye hair
Step 2: Spike hair
Step 3: Wear minor armor

Yup, then I'd just have to go through four hours of cutscenes and battle C'thulu and I'd probably win.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

Pray to him, I'm a cultist, it's what I do.

 

[Marmooset]

i would find those who have played "Call of C'thulhu"

im sure they would know what to do

OK. Brick up the old well.

Did that work? No?

Shoot old Jedediah Curwen before he starts to transform.

Still nothing?

Then dynamite. Lots of dynamite.

 

[Shockolate]

I would text him on Facebook saying "Stop causing such a fuss, I have a headache."

 

[Nickolai77]

I live near the coast, but the coastline near my hometown is covered in marshland. Cuthlu would get stuck in the mud if he ever attacked here. And i would lol.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

I'd probably wonder what finally drove Yahtzee over the edge.

Someone coming up with a Saint's Row/Sims crossover should do it....

OT: I'd have a mini rant about "why does this world ending shit happen on a weekend rather than during the week when I'm at work and wishing for the world to end?" then finish my cuppa. Then curl up in a corner.

 

[Kinichie]

I'd wait for america to nuke the site from orbit, continue drinking tea. Go play Starcraft 2.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Insane? I am immune! I'd probably do...

 

[GrinningManiac]

I read the short stories, I know what'll happen

I think I'd jump off a bridge. If I'm gonna kill myself before the horrors get to me, I'd do something fun like that

 

[ultimateownage]

Turn my house into a fortress, get some guns from the local Cadet force, and black out all the windows so I can't see Cthulu. So, usual zombie apocalypse stuff.

*EDIT*

Insane? I am immune! I'd probably do...

There's a difference between 'Immune' and 'been there done that'.

 

[Dellusions]

I'd mortgage the family house, and buy as many drugs as humanly possible... We're going to die anyway, right?

 

[Dana22]

I would attend the next Brothers of the Yellow Sign meeting.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Bomb shelter!

 

[JacobyPAX]

I would just wait for the horrifying monstrosities that Australia calls its local wild life to poison/eat CThulhu.