Quick!! C'Thulhu is awake!

[The Night Shade]

I kill C'thulhu i mean is so easy

 

[WanderingFool]

I would go to C'Thulhu, and tell him to get the fuck out... what? You didnt say it had to be a good idea...

 

[scnj]

I'd lead an expedition to the Antarctic mountain range in search of the Shoggoths.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

TO THA BIG FIRETRUK!

Or I'd just have to stare the fucker down.
I'm Hungarian, even the fucking old gods fear our pessimism.

 

[Nvv]

i would find those who have played "Call of C'thulhu"

im sure they would know what to do

Pretty much this:

Draw Elder signs everywhere and hide in a cupboard.

 

[cthulhumythos]

i would play video games. and envy cthulhu.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Take car, go to mum's, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over

Shaun? Shaun!

Screw it, it's Australia. If the wildlife doesn't kill it, Ameurika will, and they can't there's not much sense worrying about it.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Who's up for an end of the world orgy?

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Someone spiked the Fosters...

 

[oppp7]

Considering how easily it was stopped by a boat, I think the militaries of the world would destroy it easily.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

i have no clue what a C'Thulhu is. But I'd probbale stay in the US, and cry if it comes here.

 

[ProtoChimp]

Blindfold myself and start throwing darts at him until he eats me.

 

[Synek]

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn NO MORE!!
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn NOO MOORE!!!
And start talking gibberish and eventually go insane.

 

[Evil_Weevil]

Just watch this, it's pretty self-explanatory

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

 

[Species5618]

Invoke Hastur. He (if he is a he) is the only one who can save us now.

If that doesnt work... call the A-team.

 

[Giantcain]

i would find those who have played "Call of C'thulhu"

im sure they would know what to do

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER (haven't figured out the spoiler tab yet)


Lightning gun of destruction and then kill yourself

 

[ssgt splatter]

Just nuke him.

 

[stygN]

I'd wait for america to nuke the site from orbit, continue drinking tea. Go play Starcraft 2.

Yeah... Pretty much what I'd do... I don't drink tea though...

On a serious note though. I really don't think I'd freak out no matter if it was real or not. I'd stay informed on how things unfold and be on the lookout for any ways to be able to see him without going insane.

Like, advanced 3D radar or something. I mean, you beat the Medusa with a mirror, but I guess that don't work here... But if you have advanced 3D radar you don't actually see the guy, just the volume of different density. And I don't think that'd make you insane.

Then, USA would fasttech by expanding to the rich fields and harvest all the gas and get 3D radar upgrade for their Marines before C'Thulhu reaches Malaysia.

That build always works against a C'Thulhu rush.. Only a real noob like Bush could screw up that build..

So, they would take out some of our workers and 1 main expansion, but after that they have nothing and we have uberMarines that can detect and shit.

 

[1blackone]

I'd probably wonder what finally drove Yahtzee over the edge.

1st place.