Quick!! C'Thulhu is awake!
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Bow down before my Lord and Master, Great Ktulu.
Then knife my fellow cultists. I told you to tell me when you finished the portal, Frank!
Then knife my fellow cultists. I told you to tell me when you finished the portal, Frank!
I would, for a moment, consider what Yathzee must be thinking while starring into the maw of tenticled-death. Then, I would continue to drink my coffee, and have a nice breakfast before gathering my things and running off into the wilderness with an knife and a bandanna.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Because it's the only sensible option, and you know it.
Because it's the only sensible option, and you know it.
Need I remind everyone, Great Old One. Your nukes will be as mosquito bites to him, your bombs as gnats. He will sunder your homelands and turn this world to destruction. Pray that your screams will appease his hunger, for nothing else will. I say once more: Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!stygN said:
I live in America. If I were to put the news on that day, I would be treated to:
A: clergy and/or government officials who are diddling little boys and/or girls
B: Why American's are fat and a new food additive to blame it on (the one at the end of the list is then officially pardoned until it's turn cycles back around)
C: Football
D: Other sports that aren't Football that the sports caster is pissed off about talking about
E: Weather
F: Those crazy foreigners with their silly superstitions about giant squids.
Not necessarily in that order but if foreign news is broadcast at all, it will be last and very off-hand/ dismissive. I'm not proud of the way things are, I just happen to see them as such.
A: clergy and/or government officials who are diddling little boys and/or girls
B: Why American's are fat and a new food additive to blame it on (the one at the end of the list is then officially pardoned until it's turn cycles back around)
C: Football
D: Other sports that aren't Football that the sports caster is pissed off about talking about
E: Weather
F: Those crazy foreigners with their silly superstitions about giant squids.
Not necessarily in that order but if foreign news is broadcast at all, it will be last and very off-hand/ dismissive. I'm not proud of the way things are, I just happen to see them as such.
I'd sit back, relax and hope its fake!
The moment he gets to anywhere In Europe I would either
1.steal something (chocolate maybe or a cthulu costume so when everyone sees me they'll think it was a fake)
2.do lots of weird stuff
3.tell my idiot friend that I never liked him and he would make cthulu freak out!
or 4.join the cult!
rghaaajhhdgsaaaajfkhajAAa!
The moment he gets to anywhere In Europe I would either
1.steal something (chocolate maybe or a cthulu costume so when everyone sees me they'll think it was a fake)
2.do lots of weird stuff
3.tell my idiot friend that I never liked him and he would make cthulu freak out!
or 4.join the cult!
rghaaajhhdgsaaaajfkhajAAa!
Well, I live rather far north, so I'd be safe for a while.
I guess I'd try to make the most out of my last days.
I guess I'd try to make the most out of my last days.
Laugh at Australia. This is what they get for trying to censor the internet on an ISP level.
(Lets just say Cthulhu doesn't want his pr0n stream interrupted.)
(Lets just say Cthulhu doesn't want his pr0n stream interrupted.)
You forgot what would definitely come first. Who Paris Hilton is now getting railed by or whichever celebrity died this week.Shoggoth2588 said:
