Quick!! C'Thulhu is awake!

[Mr.Mattress]

No, more like this one:

Spoiler

Or this one:

Or even this one:

Well, in that case I'll just find a cave in a mountain and go crawl inside it and die.
There. You HAD to make this super-depressing, didn't you?

Yes I did. Cause this is a semi-serious "What if C'Thulhu attacked?" thread.

 

[ZleazyA]

Why are all of you either killing it praising it, or hiding from it? I would try to study it.
FOR SCIENCE!

For example, if Cthulu causes people to go insane if viewed, even over the TV, then how do we know that it is Cthulu that is attacking? Is there any linear decrease in the insanity effect if we were to show a video of a TV showing a video of Cthulu? Has anyone acquired a sample of skin tissue or saliva for DNA testing? Would the sawed-off skin still render anyone who views it insane? Could we manage to capture the beast for further studies?

I find all of this very intriguing.

 

[voetballeeuw]

i would find those who have played "Call of C'thulhu"

im sure they would know what to do

Well, I've played Call of Cthulu and when Cthulu shows up you have one option: to shit your pants. It's basically an insta-death unless you're really lucky.

OT: As I stated above I would shit my pants and go batshit insane.

 

[glimmrang]

I'd go looking for a mighty weapon to SLAY C'thulhu and then make myself go blind so I can master the senses and manage to fight with out sight, and THEN once I win, I'd find a magical potion to return my sight, now for the realistic answer, Run over and blog about my incoming doom, and then escape VIA a boat.

 

[LightOfDarkness]

Pentagrams. Lots and lots of pentagrams. Then even more on top of those with blank wallpaper. Then even more with chalkboards all over the house. Then TACTICAL NUCLEAR METEOR STRIKE ON C'THULU!

"Looks like you just got *sunglasses* [witty comment]" YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Calico93]

I'd play some video games, before we nuked C'Thulhu and at the same time ourselves.
Or
JUST FUCKING RUN ... ?

 

[Buizel91]

I dont get up on sunday morning...

Brilliant Response.

Urm... Probably hide under my duvet sucking my thumb...

 

[Buizel91]

I know just the thing.

Your a power ranger? Which Zord do you pick to tackle this monstrosity...

Here let me help you... while i go and suck my thumb

 

[Daft Sikes]

"PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN!" Is what I would shout to him.
Who knows, I may become a fish-man and be brought to the sunken city of R'lyeh!

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Lock my door,board my windows,load my shotgun and store up on supplies.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I would use telepathy to call C'thulhu to tell him he's on the wrong side on the globe and he's late for the bi-millennial meeting.

 

[masher]

Now that's an interesting thought.

 

[Reep]

Shit my pants and road trip it up to Darwin

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Given that the end result of any response to the awakening of the world eater is the same (digestion presumably), I don't see why I would need to do ANYTHING. The end would come with or without my consent.

 

[Yureina]

I'd probably just stay in my house and play games, hoping that the electricity keeps running.

 

[Outlaw Torn]

Sunday morning? Never heard of it.