Quick! War has broken out!

[Hemlet]

for answers 1 and 2: My walking stick

Spoiler

It's made of polypropylene, is tough enough to smash a cinder block with without major damage to the stick itself, and most importantly it's CLASSY. I love this thing

 

[Cpu46]

For defense i would use the door to my dorm room, its made of really dense wood.

For offense, I shall use my towel.

 

[Steamtech]

Defense: I'd have to go with the Random House Encyclopedia: Thick enough to stop bullets.
Offense: My Computer, i'll run the ECM and screw with their missiles, for people, my Swiss Army Knife and Martial Arts

 

[Seydaman]

Why can't I take my sword
That is completely illogical

Fine, I'll take my closet door and a kitchen knife

 

[thiosk]

mini fridge

I apologize for not adding more to this thread, but you do realize refrigerators are primarily made of glorified styrofoam, yes?

 

[nintendoeats]

I'm in Canada, so this is more or less impossible. I'll just sit back and let the US army take care of it.

This is more or less exactly what I thought.

However... I have a Hammer in here because I was planning on putting up some stuff...like 3 months ago...

and...I could remove one of these hair dryers from my couch and just use the head part. You know those ones that stereotypical women gossip in? I would just use the head part. Yeah, I have one of those in my room.

I'm screwed aren't I?

 

[Death God]

I'd use my guitar for the weapon.
[sub][sub]Cookie for the reference.[/sub][/sub]
And my pillow for a shield? Well heck, it is really REALLY thick.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

My Swiss Army Knife as a weapon, and my own cowardice as a shield.

... Yeah, I'm screwed, ain't I?

 

[badgersprite]

Hmm. Interesting proposition. I shall abide by the rules of your little game, good sir!

For defence, I would hide behind my spiffy desk chair. It swivels, it's on wheels, and it's more than big enough to hide behind, because I'd be kneeling on it and pushing it along with my foot.

For a weapon, I would use my guitar. Most likely my electric guitar because it has more reach and looks like it would last longer and be easier to swing.

 

[Proctorninja]

grab my katana, to hell with the shield its frowned upon in bushido

 

[TeeBs]

I live in Iceland, who is suppose to attack us?

Greenland

Greenland has less then 50 thousand people in it.

Correction
Less than 50 people who are all pissed off at Iceland.