Quick! War has broken out!

[emeraldrafael]

Mexico and Canada have finally teamed up against the U.S. as we all knew they would...

I'll defend myself with wit and prey they don't kill me. I'll likely be killed instead of being taken prisoner though...so I'm wearing my leather trench coat for protection (some being better than none) and as for a weapon...well I've got an exacto-knife...I've also got a butterfly knife and switchblade so I guess those will have to do.

Mexico and Canada? No offense, but Mexico isnt exactly an intimidating threat considering their national army cant get their shit together long enough to fiight the drug leaders of that nation. And canada just doenst have the man power to fight the US, let alone the technological. Besides, Mexico doesnt want to fight a war against America cause they are leaving Mexico to be here, and Canada just cant afford for the US to not be there.

 

[Squilookle]

Are you kidding me? War breaks out, a MODERN WAR, and you want to go off and attack the invaders? Invaders that, if not in tanks or APCs, are loaded with night vision, precision automatic firearms, possibly even body armour? Yeah good luck with that.

The two things I'd take from my room are my mobile phone and a backpack. Better to lay low and see if I can find some sort of resistance movement rather than charge at them and get cut to ribbons pointlessly.

 

[Polaris19]

No shield, I prefer to be able to move quickly, a shield would slow me down, possibly getting me killed.

I would use the steak knife I used for my dinner tonight. A useful weapon that isn't actually a weapon.

 

[WolfThomas]

Are you kidding me? War breaks out, a MODERN WAR, and you want to go off and attack the invaders? Invaders that, if not in tanks or APCs, are loaded with night vision, precision automatic firearms, possibly even body armour? Yeah good luck with that.

The two things I'd take from my room are my mobile phone and a backpack. Better to lay low and see if I can find some sort of resistance movement rather than charge at them and get cut to ribbons pointlessly.

Just pretend it orcs and some magical EMP has taken out all "weapons". Does that help?

 

[moose_man]

A katana. Also, a katana. It's light enough, and it's easily used in defense.

 

[manaman]

I'm in Canada, so this is more or less impossible. I'll just sit back and let the US army take care of it.

On a more (or perhaps less) serious note, the metal pencil sharpener has a nice handle and can be a good blunt weapon. I can take out a piece of wood from my book case for use as a shield.

The enemy is the us army! yep your screwed

The US would never attack it's top hat. Top Hats are sacred.


For me, hmmm I suppose I would have to go with my Glock 27 for defense - you can't be a good small concealable backup pistol. As for offense, well I was hoping to have a better weapon in the room but it seems I left them all locked up in the safe, I would have to go with the .45 auto Kimber 1911.

I suppose since the house has a very open layout one of the safes is technically in the room with me, so I could just go raid that.

 

[sycoesis]

oddly enough i have a sword and shield in my room but there just decoration not helpful and you said no to that so id say an ironing board seems to be a good shield and as a weapon ill the lead pipe i found in my yard this morning

 

[shadyh8er]

I've got a full laundry basket with clothes I hate for cover. And a shitload of writing utensils for offense.

 

[The Night Shade]

some knives and for defense a table

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Hmm... Technically my bow is sporting equipment, and isn't really designed as a weapon.
Still cheating, you say?

Well then, I have a small table I could probably use as a shield, and... nothing for attack that's any better than a pillow. Unless my pokewalker suddenly decides it can actually release pokemon into the real world (hey, if it's got to the stage that I have to defend myself using items in my room, then the world is strange enough for that to happen). Then I have togetic to save me!

 

[InnerRebellion]

Aw son of a...I'm in the room where the hunting rifle and the shotgun are. Why am I in here? Because I have to repair the circuit breaker, and I have no clue how....Google isn't helping.

Well then. I will use....this thick metal sheet as my shield, and that big sharp metal pole over by the fridge as my spear o' improv.

 

[Slaanax]

The door from my roommates mini fridge, cause its a bit bigger and thicker looking then mine is. And the steel piping they have sitting in our room cause they need to fix some water lines in the basement and i siad it was cool to rest it in our room.

You sir truly have one of the greatest avatars of our time!

I dont know if you're being sarcastic or serious cuase i know alot of people online hate the Pens, Hate Lemieux, Hate Crosby (who i was going to swtchi my avi too rather shortly, him or Orpik if I can find him), but thanks if you're being serious.

I don't think I ever heard anyone really bad mouth Mario, but I love the Penguins.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

So I'm typing this out of a functional WWII bunker, I guess I couldn't just stay here could I?

...alright I lied, I'm in the school's IT dept.

 

[Professor James]

offence my baseball bat could probably crack a few skulls in

Defense I got a small table but I don't think hard plastic about 1 inch thick is going to stop bullets

 

[SpaceSpork]

My acoustic guitar for attack, and my piano keyboard (which can be taken off its stand) as a shield. THEM COMMIES ARE GUNNA BE FUCKED!

 

[Kawatoo]

I have my golf clubs for my offence and I guess my computer screen as a shield?

 

[aLivingPheonix]

A Machete counts, right? It's used for breaking foliage, not for killing. So that. If not... A guitar hero controller is good for bludgeoning, and choking, so that.

Shield... Fridge door. Just rip it off.

 

[Jester00]

my room is full of m82 and riot shields.

 

[astrav1]

A metal wire with a carribianer for attack and for defense, my leather jacket.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Hopefully I would have the invaders' flag in my collection, and pose as a sympathiser or tourist so I could sabotage one of their strong points.

On a side note, what's with all of these "Defend yourself with the shit lying around your room" threads?