Quick! War has broken out!

[Daft Sikes]

Gonna go with pots and pans style armor. As for weapons, several knives, a staple gun, and a bokken.

 

[TheBoulder]

Hey, screw you buddy, it's not like this war is taking place everywhere in my house accept in my room. If I have something that was made as a weapon close by, I'd be a fucking retard not to take it. That being said, I'd take my Bo as a weapon and tape together some pieces of wood and metal I find laying around as a shield. I'd also take my guitar and play songs to people in exchange for my life. Then kill em. Or not, whatever I think will work out better in the long run.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Bookbag as shield on the back

Pens and pencils inside as weapons

 

[Hman121]

I would use a door of a cabinet as a shield and a hammer as a weapon.

 

[Nmil-ek]

I don't get it.

Why is my neighbourhood the target? Why would a mini-fridge protect me against enemy soldiers and their automatic carbines?

This isn't the medieval ages. War wouldn't just break out without ANY information regarding where, why and when.
Sense this no makes.


On-topic, I would grab a spoon in an attempt to get close enough to scratch the paintjob of their tanks.

You fool dont you know the power of refridgerators?!?

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

i will use my marine as a weapon and a shield. he's good for that sort of thing.

EDIT: and he apparently keeps a wooden club under our bed, so we're all good.

 

[Slaanax]

First off I have I have 2 combat knives 2 swords, but they aren't for fighting, so I would actually grab those. I would grab my hockey equipment since its on the way out my front door, hockey sticks for weapons and the protection gear for defensive purposes.

 

[Slaanax]

The door from my roommates mini fridge, cause its a bit bigger and thicker looking then mine is. And the steel piping they have sitting in our room cause they need to fix some water lines in the basement and i siad it was cool to rest it in our room.

You sir truly have one of the greatest avatars of our time!

 

[FalloutJack]

Dammit! Upstairs in my bedroom is a TON OF SWORDS and you won't let me have them!

Okay, okay... I'm a hitchhiker. Don't panic. Ummm...

*Pulls out his cobra-head cane*

The metal head will be very good for attacks.

Now uhh...lemme see here...defense defense defense...AHA!!

THE CAT! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z86EGt3GuPw]

Okay, kitty's probably more of an offensive weapon, but I can switch! The cane parries and defends and the cat will attack! LONG LIVE THE +2 MISTER JAMESON!!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Mexico and Canada have finally teamed up against the U.S. as we all knew they would...

I'll defend myself with wit and prey they don't kill me. I'll likely be killed instead of being taken prisoner though...so I'm wearing my leather trench coat for protection (some being better than none) and as for a weapon...well I've got an exacto-knife...I've also got a butterfly knife and switchblade so I guess those will have to do.

 

[King Toasty]

Darksiders escaped!? I thought we trapped War in the Earths core forever!

 

[Romidude]

ONWARD, MY CANADIAN BRETHEREN!
*EDIT* I just saw the "In your room" thing.

 

[Treefingers]

I would choose the door off my mini fridge as a shield (its thick, it might help) as my shield.

A fridge is a good choice. I hear you can survive a nuclear blast in one of those.

 

[AssassinJoe]

My defense: I have a table leaflet that can be turned into a shield.
My offense: I have a Bo staff I could probably do some damage with.

Defense: I'd take the door off my cabinet
Offense: Fear my deadly BACK BRUSH JUTSU!

I live in Iceland, who is suppose to attack us?

Volcanoes?
Global Warming?
The Dreaded Ice Giants?

"The Dreaded Ice Giants?"

Brother, you just won the internets!

 

[New York Patrick]

See you basterds, I prepared for this shit in advance.

Attack:Hockey Stick with a knife attached at the end

Defence: A large wooden battle ready Hylian shield.

 

[logiman]

The door from a drawer (pretty big and solid) as a shilde..even has handles = win
1 of my 2 weights which i use to work out..blunt object win!

 

[emeraldrafael]

The door from my roommates mini fridge, cause its a bit bigger and thicker looking then mine is. And the steel piping they have sitting in our room cause they need to fix some water lines in the basement and i siad it was cool to rest it in our room.

You sir truly have one of the greatest avatars of our time!

I dont know if you're being sarcastic or serious cuase i know alot of people online hate the Pens, Hate Lemieux, Hate Crosby (who i was going to swtchi my avi too rather shortly, him or Orpik if I can find him), but thanks if you're being serious.

 

[WOPR]

this fold up table
this glass bottle
this balisong
my 2 crutches (from when I screwed up my ankle; they're still in my room)
and the 3 knives

note: all items listed are in arms reach at this very moment

but if someone declared war on the US, I'd shout "HOORAY!" and join the other side ASAP

 

[WolfThomas]

Full length leather oilskin jacket for protection for protection. As I'm not allowed my hunting knife by the rules, I'll take my crowbar from under my bed (hey it's not a weapon it's a construction/demolition tool).

I think I could do okay, the coat with stop or at least turn cut and slashes, the crowbar isn't too heavy but is very sturdy.