After realizing that your family is made out of hand baskets, you quickly jump off a cliff in dread. However, when you hit the bottom, you realize that your feet are made of pure soap. With this knowledge, you jump into space and land in the asteroid belt. You then force the rocks into an enormous visage of yourself, making you emperor of the universe. However, as emperor of the universe, you must replace your hands with fruit snacks so that you may become mighty one day.
Then, a swarm of angry trees are chasing after you, demanding airplane tickets so they can visit the ocean as they've always wanted. You go to investigate the trees only to find that the trees are made out of pure knowledge. You eat these trees, becoming the wisest emperor in the universe.
But the scary part: Your head was made of lobster bisque the whole time. Cherish your luxurious hair and weep.
Is that random enough?