Quickly, make up a random plot twist!
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All the zombies turn back into normal people after a month, and you are put on trial for mass murder.
And then the FALLEN ANGEL LORD OF DESTRUCTION appears, saves the sacrifical virgin, who fells in love with him, they get married despite the objections of her familiy and proceed to save humanity from the oppression of the 12 holy angels.
... There is a real anime with this plot
... There is a real anime with this plot
The main character of the movie/game/book/whatever is actually seeing all of the events as his life flashing before his eyes as he slowly dies of some incurable disease!
These are not plot twists. These are absurd.zombiejoe said:
/storysnobbery
Everything on the crime scene lined up perfectly, until one of the investigators walked the vics' dog waiting for the pound to pick up the mutt. There was a glimmer in the dogs droppings... he saw that piece of evidence there, and the officer realized that they had just shipped off the wrong man to the Tombs!
You have been plotting to overthrow the supposedly evil empire, but in reality, you are the emperor with amnesia!
Now it?s late and you head downstairs
?Cause you just can?t sleep so you make some tea
And the doll disapprovingly asks
If you really need that much honey.
You decide that you?ve had enough
And you lock the doll in the wooden box
You put the box in the fireplace
Next to your bag of big city money.
As the smoke fills up your tiny room there?s nothing you can do
And far too late you see the one inside the box is you.
?Cause you just can?t sleep so you make some tea
And the doll disapprovingly asks
If you really need that much honey.
You decide that you?ve had enough
And you lock the doll in the wooden box
You put the box in the fireplace
Next to your bag of big city money.
As the smoke fills up your tiny room there?s nothing you can do
And far too late you see the one inside the box is you.
Why thank you kind sir, just don't think about it too hard, we don't want the void of nothingness to be aware that it doesn't exist just yet, we must continue to nurture this reality that isn't a reality at all, or would be defined as such since the qualities defined as "real" is also in itself not even in existence. It is a Sum that has no form from which Addition can make, and when the calculator finally processes that the sum of 0 + 0 will eventually equal 0, this non-existence will be as it should and not exist, as it never did!MyFooThurTS said:
Womlet said:
Well, you were, in a manner of speaking. I said roundabout for a reason. The original killer will often be a repeating trap (spikes or a drawbridge-crush trap) or fire. Then every dwarf dives to that location to retrieve the ever so valuable giant cave spider silk left sock or whatever and, predictably, get themselves killed.
Hard to say if the killer is the hazard or the sock here. Or if it's just natural selection. Maybe both.
