"When people fear the government, that is tyranny. When the government fears the people, that is liberty." - Thomas Jefferson.
"If you're not a liberal by the time you're 20, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 40, you have no mind." - Winston Churchill.
"Prepare to gorge yoself!" - Harold from Harold & Kumar.
"I don't get how Rudolph could be so cool with Santa asking him to use his nose like that. And for what? Just cuz it was useful in the dark? If you told a bald guy his head was useful in the dark you'd get punched in the face!" - Osaka from Azumanga Daioh.