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An officer who goes in to battle with out his sword is improperly dressed
- Jack Churchhill
'A Heretic may see the truth and seek redemption. He may be forgiven his past and will be absolved in death. A Traitor can never be forgiven. A Traitor will never find peace in this world or the next. There is nothing as wretched or as hated in all the world as a Traitor.'
-Cardinal Khrysdam, Instructum Absolutio
"You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood."
- Inquisitor Czevak Address to the Council of Ryanti
"If you don't expect gratitude, you'll seldom be disappointed."
- Eyor Dedonki, Memoirs of a Pessimist.
"If your battle plan's working, it's probably a trap."
- Kolton Phae, On Military Matters
"Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks."
- Osric the Loopy
Victory needs no explanation, defeat allows for none.---Anon.
Success is measured in blood, yours or your enemy's.---Anon.
Only the insane have strength enough to prosper. Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane.---Anon.
Mercy is a sign of weakness.---Anon.
The enemy of my enemy dies next.
-Lord Solar Macharius, Maxims of the Eminent
"If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way." -Jayne Mansfield
"Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional. Growing up is out of the question"
I love deadlines. I like the wooshing sound they make when they fly by. -Douglas Adams
"If ignorance is bliss, then this lesson would appear to be a deliberate attempt on your part to deprive me of my happiness, the pursuit of which is my unalienable rights according to the constitution; I therefore assert my patriotic prerogative not to know this material. I'll be on the playground." - Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes)
"Anyone who is not a liberal in his youth has no heart. Anyone who remains so as he matures has no brain" -Winston Churchill
Success is the happy feeling you get between the time you do something and the time you tell a woman what you've done
-Dilbert
History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."
-George Carlin (1937-2008)
"Far better it is to dare mighty things then to take rank with those poor timid spirits who know neither victory or defeat"
-President Theodore Roosevelt
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ? D.H. Lawrence
"May those that accept their fate be granted happiness; may those who defy it be granted glory."
--Princess Tutu
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
--Robert Heinlein
"What about reality, you ask? Well, as far as I'm concerned, reality can go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut."
--Stephen King, introduction to "Nightmares and Dreamscapes"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Who knows why chickens do anything? They are mysterious and
deep-thinking creatures who function on a level far beyond our own.
We are to them as toads are to us, and we can never hope to grasp the
world as chickens see it any more than a toad can hope to work
complex algebraic equations. Most chickens disdain our intellectual
pretensions, despise our television programs, and mock our popular
culture. We have nothing in common with them -- except that they,
too, are beginning to wonder if Madonna is really all that interesting.
If we ponder the meaning of any chicken's actions, including those of
the one that crossed the road, we will only be filled with despair at
our inadequate analytic and perceptive abilities in the face of their
greatness.
--Dean Koontz
If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter.
-- Freeman Dyson
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
--Russell Baker
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
-- Robert A. Heinlein
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
--Einstein
Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict,
Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease".
Disraeli replied, "That all depends upon whether I embrace your
principals or your mistress
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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
-- Mark Twain
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!
-- Capt David G. Farragut, USN
"OK, hold on now, so you're telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water and that they shriek and they turn red and they die?"
"Yes sir."
"That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life. Highfive."
-Metalocalypse
Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
--Albert Einstein
Governments should not possess instruments of coercion and violence denied to their citizens.
--Edgar A. Suter
"Guns don't kill people... but they sure do help"
-Paul Giamatti as Hertz in Shoot'em Up
"I imagine a lot of people tune in simply to watch reporters get *****-slapped by Mother Nature, and frankly, who can blame them?"
-Anderson Cooper
If the choice is between cowardice, and violence, I choose violence
-Ghandi
"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and one does not vanquish evil by fleeing from it." - Colonel Cooper
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times. to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats"
-H.L. Mencken
Even if the film ends up being a complete waste of time at least I will have committed the line "Shabbat Shalom motherfuckers" to celluloid.
--Adam Goldberg on The Hebrew Hammer
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
Russell Baker
We have a system that increasingly taxes work and subsidizes nonwork.
Milton Friedman
Punishment is now unfashionable... because it creates moral distinctions among men, which, to the democratic mind, are odious. We prefer a meaningless collective guilt to a meaningful individual responsibility.
-Thomas Szasz