Quotes of great honor
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(The following are from unknown sources; just bit's I picked up over the years)
1:"You know who my hero is: Your mother.
I can barely stand talking to you for 18 minutes, 18 YEARS!?
Brave, brave woman."
2:"Work's best under the pressure of impending death."
3:"I do not discriminate people according to their gender, race, nationality and religion....
I do that according to their stupidity."
4:"It's not what you don't know, it's what you "know" that ain't so."
5:"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees"
6:"I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but you appear to be unarmed".
7:"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way,
so I stole one and asked him to forgive me"
8:"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
1:"You know who my hero is: Your mother.
I can barely stand talking to you for 18 minutes, 18 YEARS!?
Brave, brave woman."
2:"Work's best under the pressure of impending death."
3:"I do not discriminate people according to their gender, race, nationality and religion....
I do that according to their stupidity."
4:"It's not what you don't know, it's what you "know" that ain't so."
5:"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees"
6:"I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but you appear to be unarmed".
7:"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way,
so I stole one and asked him to forgive me"
8:"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
"Double standards are bullshit. If a woman sleeps with lots of men, she's a slut. Yet if a man does it, he's a homosexual. Unfair bullshit."
-Not sure who, but I read it and laughed my ass off.
"Never cook bacon without a shirt on"
-Many people, but HEED THESE WORDS!
"'Tis well..."
-George Washington, his last words
"You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun, then you can with just a kind word."
-Al Capone
"Dammit"
-Sgt. Cortez from Timesplitters
"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."
-Can't remember who said it, but saw it in Civilization IV
"Judge someone based on their enemies, not their friends."
-can't remember who said it.
"Have lots of enemies? Good, that means you stand for something."
-Again, can't remember who said it.
"If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both."
-Native American proverb
"Genius and insanity are two sides of the same coin."
-can't remember who said it
"Never negotiate out of fear, but never fear to negotiate."
John F. Kennedy
-Not sure who, but I read it and laughed my ass off.
"Never cook bacon without a shirt on"
-Many people, but HEED THESE WORDS!
"'Tis well..."
-George Washington, his last words
"You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun, then you can with just a kind word."
-Al Capone
"Dammit"
-Sgt. Cortez from Timesplitters
"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."
-Can't remember who said it, but saw it in Civilization IV
"Judge someone based on their enemies, not their friends."
-can't remember who said it.
"Have lots of enemies? Good, that means you stand for something."
-Again, can't remember who said it.
"If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both."
-Native American proverb
"Genius and insanity are two sides of the same coin."
-can't remember who said it
"Never negotiate out of fear, but never fear to negotiate."
John F. Kennedy
It always seems impossible until its done.
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
-Nelson Mandela-
Not all who wander are lost.
-J.R.R. Tolkien-
Judge me all you want, we're all going to die. I intend to deserve it.
-Anon.-
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.
Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
-Nelson Mandela-
Not all who wander are lost.
-J.R.R. Tolkien-
Judge me all you want, we're all going to die. I intend to deserve it.
-Anon.-
Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Every breath I take, I come closer to death. But if I stop breathing, death will come all the more swiftly. - Olivia W.
Stand up to be seen,
Speak up to be heard,
Shut up to be appreciated...
Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Every breath I take, I come closer to death. But if I stop breathing, death will come all the more swiftly. - Olivia W.
Stand up to be seen,
Speak up to be heard,
Shut up to be appreciated...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099810/quotes
pretty much any quote from the hunt for red october
also
2 things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe
Albert Einstein
You tryin to steal from that vending machine? Lemme show you how Cajun Style!
30 rock
and im amazed no one has mentioned Dirty Harry!
You've got to ask yourself do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?
Edit I completly forgot one of my favorite Patton quotes
Gonna go down to Germany and personaly shoot that paper hangin sonofabitch
pretty much any quote from the hunt for red october
also
2 things are infinite the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe
Albert Einstein
You tryin to steal from that vending machine? Lemme show you how Cajun Style!
30 rock
and im amazed no one has mentioned Dirty Harry!
You've got to ask yourself do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?
Edit I completly forgot one of my favorite Patton quotes
Gonna go down to Germany and personaly shoot that paper hangin sonofabitch
"Friends don't let friends use Internet Explorer." -Anonymous
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, because gender stereotypes based on hair colour are totally unfair and sexist." -Gront, Smashtasm season 2, episode 2.
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, because gender stereotypes based on hair colour are totally unfair and sexist." -Gront, Smashtasm season 2, episode 2.
Here are some of my favorites:
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours,
that's relativity." ~ Albert Einstein
MORE FUNNY THAN MONKEY!
MORE DEADLY THAN SHARK!
MORE EXCITING THAN NINJA!
"If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists." ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours it seems like two minutes.
When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours,
that's relativity." ~ Albert Einstein
MORE FUNNY THAN MONKEY!
MORE DEADLY THAN SHARK!
MORE EXCITING THAN NINJA!
"If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists." ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"If men can develop weapons that are so terrifying as to make the thought of global war include almost a sentence for suicide, you would think that man's intelligence and his comprehension... would include also his ability to find a peaceful solution."
- General Dwight D. Eisenhower
?The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.?
- Ernesto "Che" Guevara
"I do not fear death, for I had been dead for billions upon billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
- Mark Twain
"Well if being myself means I'm going to hell then I'll reserve a spot right now."
"But there's no sense crying over every mistake,
you just keep on trying till you run out of cake."
- GLaDOS
- General Dwight D. Eisenhower
?The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.?
- Ernesto "Che" Guevara
"I do not fear death, for I had been dead for billions upon billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
- Mark Twain
"Well if being myself means I'm going to hell then I'll reserve a spot right now."
"But there's no sense crying over every mistake,
you just keep on trying till you run out of cake."
- GLaDOS
"I would not fear a pack of lions led by a sheep, but I would always fear a flock of sheep led by a lion."
-Alexander The Great
"You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway."
?Walter Elias Disney
"Don't worry, it'll start making sense soon... Well, that's not really true, but it keeps getting better and better and better"
?Adult Swim pre-commercial text regarding FLCL
"Speak softly and carry a Big Stick, you will go far."
- Theodore Roosevelt
"You're so cute Sakura-chan~!"
- Tomoyo Daidouji, uttering true words.
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
- Leumas, The One Born Of Nothing, The Incarnation Of Nothing, The Void.
(Will post more as I remember them)
-Alexander The Great
"You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway."
?Walter Elias Disney
"Don't worry, it'll start making sense soon... Well, that's not really true, but it keeps getting better and better and better"
?Adult Swim pre-commercial text regarding FLCL
"Speak softly and carry a Big Stick, you will go far."
- Theodore Roosevelt
"You're so cute Sakura-chan~!"
- Tomoyo Daidouji, uttering true words.
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."
- Leumas, The One Born Of Nothing, The Incarnation Of Nothing, The Void.
(Will post more as I remember them)