Quotes

[Sjakie]

"The bigger they are, the harder they will kick your ass." - Dr. Gregory House

"Two working hands do more good in the whole world then a hundred pair locked in prayer." - (forgot)

"It's called The American dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acLW1vFO-2Q]

"i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet" - someone on IRC

"I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

 

[Queen Michael]

"Praying is like masturbating: It might not be good for anything, but at least it makes you feel better while you do it. Just please don't feel the need to tell me I'm in your thoughts when you do it, because it always makes you sound creepy!" -Me

 

[Anarchemitis]

"I would rather break my leg and laugh, than trip and seek revenge on its behalf."

 

[Thedayrecker]

My main thing which I live by is my belief that guys look fucking stupid in cardigans. I know a lot of guys (I believe it's the current fashion) who wear these women's jumpers and they look so ridiculous it actually makes me angry. Women wear cardigans, men wear sweaters/hoodies, that's just how it should be. So I believe I'll get through life just fine so long as I never wear a bloody cardigan

Quotes from films/TV which I just love/live by:
"I'm a mushroom cloud-laying ************, ************!" - Pulp Fiction
"Do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back
"So say we all" - Admiral William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... or the one" - Spock, The Wrath Of Khan

Pretty much anything, said by Samuel L. Jackson, in this movie.

Also: "I am he, as you are he, as you are me, and we are all together" -John Lennon, "I am the Walrus" (because he was on acid when he wrote it)

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

"If a man dedicates his life to good deeds and the welfare of others,he will die unthanked and unremembered. If he exercises his genius bringing misery and death to billions, his name will echo down through the ages for lifetime to come.Infamy is always more preferable to ignominy."-Fabius Bile

 

[Dango]

I love these two Star Wars quotes:

"You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
-Obi-Wan

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed; the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
-Darth Vader

I just love the symbolic meaning behind both of them.

 

[Chronarch]

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
~ Mark Twain
"A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open."
~ Frank Zappa
"It's not whether it's feasible or not ? it's what I'm doing."
~ Near from Death Note

Those are a few I like.

 

[wolf92]

Wibly woobly timey wimey

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Anybody having a bad day: "Life sucks then you die".
Ben franklin"Every to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise"
"There has to be cheat codes for this" Me on final exams

 

[JacobyPAX]

JET BOOTS RUULLLEEE!!!

 

[Geekosaurus]

They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."

 

[nickjastrzebski]

I have an ever growing quotations section on my Facebook page, and in no particular order:

"What in the name of 'Are you there God? It's me Margaret' were you thinking?"
- Dr Perry Cox

"Bite my shiny metal ass"
- Bender

"What's this water made of, ice?"
- Bender

"Interesting side note: As a head without a body, I envy the dead"
- George Foreman

"We are Sex Bob-omb and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!"
- Scott Pilgrim

"It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho"
- Vince Noir

"It's an imperfect world, but it's the only one we've got"
- Tony Stark

"The only easy day was yesterday"
- US Navy SEAL motto

"I have a bad feeling about this"
- Luke Skywalker / Han Solo / Princess Leia / C-3PO / Obi-Wan Kenobi / Anakin Skywalker

"Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose"
- Yoda

"Hope - it is the quintessential human delusion; simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness"
- The Architect

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible c*nt - me."
- Brick Top

"The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club."
- Tyler Durden

"When life gives you lemons, just say 'fuck the lemons' and bail"
- Kunu (a.k.a. Chuck)

"I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes"
- William Shatner


I have more, but these are some of my favourites

 

[Naheal]

"Please, for the love of God, stop f---ing talking."

"Emotion tempered by reason creates a genius."

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for their country. They won the war by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his." -Gen. Patton

"It is a greater victory to make your enemy see things your way than it is to defeat them." -Sun Tzu

A CNN reporter, while interviewing a marine sniper, asked "what do you feel when you shoot a terrorist"? The marine replied "recoil."

Signum: If you take even the slightest hit, you will die. Are you crazy, Testarosa?
Fate: That is so I can defeat you.

 

[Eren Murtaugh]

"Love is like putting shit on flowers. It's a lot of hard work, but sometimes you just gotta ignore the smell and realize it's gonna be worth all the work in the end."
Don't remember

Look up at me, you see a god, look down on me and you see a fool. But you will always judge me because you're afraid. Afraid of the truth. And the truth is that if you look straight at me you'll see yourself."
Charles Manson.

 

[Combined]

But only in their dreams can men be truly free. T'was always thus and always thus will be.
~Dead Poets Society, 1989.

There are no desperate situations, there are only desperate people.
~Heinz Guderian

You hit somebody with your fist and not with your fingers spread.
~Heinz Guderian

First weigh the considerations, then take the risks.
~Helmuth von Moltke

In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
~Pliny the Elder

Indeed, what is there that does not appear marvelous when it comes to our knowledge for the first time? How many things, too, are looked upon as quite impossible until they have been actually effected?
~Pliny the Elder

The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.
~Pliny the Elder

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing.
~Herodotus

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
~Franklin P. Jones

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it.
~Thucydides

[small]God, I love quoting.[/small]