Quotes

[KindOfnElf]

"First they ignore you, than laugh at you, than hate you. Then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Ghandi

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." - Dorothy Parker

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father or President Truman. Decent men who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead they followed the droppings of lechers and communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice. Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring down into bloody Hell, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say.
- Rorschach

 

[Kuranesno7]

a couple of my favorite

"In a nation of criminals, the only true crime is getting caught"- Hunter S. Thompson

"It never got weird enough for me"- also Hunter S. Thompson

"isn't it strange how our nation has only two main political parties, yet we have 41 flavors of ice cream?" - I think George Carlin

"the street finds its own use for things"- William Gibson

"two young fish are swimming through a river, then an old fish comes upon them and says, 'Hi boys, how's the water', then swims away. The two young fish then ask each-other, 'what the hell is water?'"- I think David Foster Wallace

 

[Mr.Teatime]

"The problem with people is that they buy things they don't need, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like." I can't remember who said that, but it wasn't me.

 

[googleit6]

"It's time to nut up or shut up."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
"Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."

 

[Simnic]

From "jeppe på bjerget"

"Everyone says that Jeppe is drinking, but no one says why he is drinking."

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

"if your going through hell......keep going."astronomically epic quote by Winston Churchill
"if you find yourself in a hole......stop digging"another astronomically epic saying by someone who I don't know the name.

[edit]"if god wanted you to live he wouldn't have created ME!"by someone you should know

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Pretty much everything in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veGv0A-ewQg

 

[Hatchet90]

"It's too bad she won't live, but then again who does?"

Name that movie.

 

[HellRaid]

"You must construct additional pylons."

Inspiring. Motivating. True.

 

[SimuLord]

"Very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?" - Q

"The barbarous custom of having men beaten who are suspected of having important secrets to reveal must be abolished. It has always been recognized that this way of interrogating men, by putting them to torture, produces nothing worthwhile. The poor wretches say anything that comes into their mind and what they think the interrogator wishes to know." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"In the Bible we find the text, "That which is neither hot nor cold will I spew out of my mouth." This utterance of the great Nazarene has kept its profound validity until the present day. " - Adolf Hitler
...
"We practice selective annihilation of mayors and government officials, for example, to create a vacuum, then we fill that vacuum. As popular war advances, peace is closer" - Guns N Roses

"In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities." - Les Claypool

 

[Musette]

"In the face of disaster lies opportunity for renewal." ~Yuichiro Tanaka (the writer for Persona 3)

 

[dex-dex]

definitely does not have an a in it. to remember this rule " if you put an A in 'definitely' you're definitely an a-hole!"

Any normal girl would call the number, meet him, return the album and see if her dream is viable. It's called a reality check. The last thing Amélie wants.

Nino is late. Amelie can only see two explanations. 1 - he didn't get the photo. 2 - before he could assemble it, a gang of bank robbers took him hostage. The cops gave chase. They got away... but he caused a crash. When he came to, he'd lost his memory. An ex-con picked him up, mistook him for a fugitive, and shipped him to Istanbul. There he met some Afghan raiders who too him to steal some Russian warheads. But their truck hit a mine in Tajikistan. He survived, took to the hills, and became a Mujaheddin. Amelie refuses to get upset for a guy who'll eat borscht all his life in a hat like a tea cozy.


the last one is long but very funny in context.

 

[Phantom_IEC]

meh

Is that your quote or you're just being annoying?

That is my quote and it has served me well on many an occassion.

But not when i used it earlier as it earned me a period on probation...

 

[diego_2112]

It's the best and strongest steel that goes through the hottest fires-Me

If you've lost everything, steal it back!-Also Me!

Do not go wherever the path may lead; Go instead where there is no path, and leave a trail-R.W. Emmerson

My friend is a blackjack dealer, he's got a tattoo of a jack, and an ace. I'm a blackjack PLAYER. I'd get a tattoo of a ten and a two... and maybe later, a KING.-Mitch Hedberg

 

[Folio]

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible.
I chose... Rapture.

-Andrew Ryan, Bioshock-

Also: Do a barrel roll!

 

[Sjakie]

"It's too bad she won't live, but then again who does?"

Name that movie.

Bladerunner
What did i win?

 

[Silent observer]

"If you're going through hell, keep going" Winston Churchill