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Julianking93

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Anything by Stephen Fry. Though to be specific, this one:


"I am a lover of truth, a worshipper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and tolerance. "
 

crhoades

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"no one forgets were he buries the hatchet"

"an eye for eye makes the world go blind" ghandi
 

lewism247

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Wandering hobo said:
Witty and short or long and meaningful.Sayings that get you through hard times or make the good times more enjoyable for you.Words that you live by or ones that describe you.Post your favourite quote or quotes.
I think this one is pretty funny, it happened during a Celtic game

"ref what will you do if I say you're a ****?"

"I'll send you off"

"What if I think it?"

"I can't do anything"

"Ok, ref I think you're a ****"
 

oxiclean

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"So you think that money is the root of all evil?" said Francisco d'Anconia. "Have you ever asked what is the root of money? Money is a tool of exchange, which can't exist unless there are goods produced and men able to produce them. Money is the material shape of the principle that men who wish to deal with one another must deal by trade and give value for value. Money is not the tool of the moochers, who claim your product by tears, or of the looters, who take it from you by force. Money is made possible only by the men who produce. Is this what you consider evil?
- excerpt from atlas shrugged

"With all these blessings, what more is necessary to make us a happy and prosperous people? Still one thing more, fellow citizens -- a wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government, and this is necessary to close the circle of our felicities."
-- Thomas Jefferson, from his First Inaugural Address

The government is good at one thing...it knows how to break your legs, and then hand you a crutch and say 'see if it weren't for the government you wouldn't be able to walk.'"
- Harry Browne

"Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps down new roads armed with nothing but their own vision. The great creators--the thinkers, the artists, the scientists, the inventors--stood alone against the men of their time. Every great new thought was opposed. Every great new invention was denounced. But... the men of unborrowed vision went ahead. They fought, they suffered and they paid. But they won." -Ayn Rand

The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.
-Ayn Rand

Individual rights are not subject to a public vote; a majority has no right to vote away the rights of a minority; the political function of rights is precisely to protect minorities from oppression by majorities.
-Ayn Rand

The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.
-Ayn Rand

During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
-George Orwell

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest.
-Adam Smith

I am favor of cutting taxes under any circumstances and for any excuse, for any reason, whenever it's possible.
Milton Friedman

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.
Milton Friedman

Inflation is the one form of taxation that can be imposed without legislation.
Milton Friedman

Most economic fallacies derive from the tendency to assume that there is a fixed pie, that one party can gain only at the expense of another.
Milton Friedman

Most of the energy of political work is devoted to correcting the effects of mismanagement of government.
Milton Friedman

Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program.
Milton Friedman

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless.
Milton Friedman

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it.
Lao Tzu
 

TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN

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Favourite quote ever:

'Sir you are drunk!' 'Ma'am you are ugly but I will be sober in the morning.'
- Winston Churchill, to some random judgmental chick.
 

AceDefective

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"if a dog and a Dolphin can get together why can't his dad and our mom?"
Ok for real now
"Crime is the first resort of the lazy"
 

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Mr.Teatime said:
"People are like Slinky's. They serve no purpose whatsoever, but you can't help but laugh when one of them falls down a flight of stairs.

And yes, I did make an account just to reply to this.
but it was worth it.
 

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I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna BASH your brains in. Just bash them RIGHT THE FUCK in.
 

icypain

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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world shall know peace"
-Jimi Hendrix
 

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"My humanity is bound up in yours, for we can only be human together." - Desmond Tutu

"Do your little bit of good where you are; its those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world. " - Desmond Tutu

"Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." G.K. Chesterton

ἀνδρῶν γαρ ἐπιφανῶν πᾶσα γῆ τάφος - Pericles' funeral Oration

τί τάχιστον; Νούς. Διὰ παντὸς γὰρ τρέχει. - Thales
 

What890

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"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
-George Carlin.
 

Boneasse

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"- My farm? Here's my mothafuckin' farm!

[pulls out guns and starts firing and whooping]

- I'm a lead farmer, mothafucka!" - Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder.


If you want something that means something:

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes." - Gandhi.

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." - Edmund Burke
 

Sebenko

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Tharwen said:
Sneaky-Pie said:
"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."
- Leonardo da Vinci
That one lost its appeal for me when marketing departments started spamming it at the general public.
I wonder what he'd thing of the modern world, then.
 

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"Hamburgers! The corner-stone of any nutritious breakfast."

"WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! They speak English in What?"
 

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"Learn the use of utilize, and learn how to utilize use"
-George Carlin

"If you cant do something smart, do something right"
-Shepherd Book

"Luck is what you get. Skill is how you use it."
-Jack Ensall

?My fellow Americans. I?m pleased to announce that I?ve signed legislation outlawing the Soviet Union. We begin bombing in five minutes.?
- Ronald Reagan joking during a mic check before his Saturday radio broadcast

"scientists are also sexy; lets not forget that"
-Randal Monroe

"Time isnt a linear progression of cause and effect. Its more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey...stuff"
-The Doctor

"When in doubt, C4"
-Jamie Hyneman

?When somebody gets all worked up at you like that, you need to remain calm. Because the calmer you are, the angrier they get, and it?s REALLY funny.?
-Unknown

God: ...and you can't affect free will.
Bruce: Can I ask why?
God: Yes, and that is the beauty of it!
-Bruce Almighty

"The closer you are to your instincts, the more in tune with the world you are"
-Jack Ensall

"You know what? A society where anyone can make jokes about anyone else and everyone laughs is a truly tolerant society. Political correctness charged censorship only services to engender distance between social groups. Besides, gangsters don't need defending; they have guns for that!"
-Ben Croshaw

"Inter arma enim silent leges"
-Roman Emipre

"You can't take the sky from me"
-Firefly opening

"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing"
--Friedrich Nietzsche

"Religion: offering solutions to the problems it creates."
-Anonymous

"succeeding in the human species isn't a matter of being crazy or not crazy, but having just the right amount of craziness."
-Anonymous
 

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Julianking93 said:
Anything by Stephen Fry. Though to be specific, this one:


"I am a lover of truth, a worshipper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and tolerance. "
This!

If Stephen Fry spoke about his morning shit, I would still consider them words of wisdom!
 

Shycte

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"There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle.?

Albert Einstein.