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Da Joz said:
The world record for male masturbation was set by Tudor Rosca in 2006. He reached orgasm 36 times in one day.
I start to lose the drive around 26... I mean 33 dammit I mean 4 yeah that sounds about right.(Wow that sentece is creepy)



Also Jnny deep was in a Kiss cover band bnefore he began acting.
 

Bulletinmybrain

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bookboy said:
MrNades said:
Without mucus your stomach would digest itself.
allow me to expand on that: Without mucus, your stomach would digest YOUR ENTIRE BODY!!! although that would probably be more like "What's left of your stomach".
Let me expand on that even more, your body will go into full freak out mode, you will go into shock and shit your pants and be in agonizing pain because the hydrochloric acid will melt into your spinal cord which is full of neutrons coming from all over your body.
 

Scrythe

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You're walking in a park at night. You see a homeless man masturbating at a trashcan and he's actually a eucalyptus tree.

Quickly avoiding his wrath, you engage your afro-mobile and fly back to the bat cave. Gary Coleman is waiting there with a basket full of pear shaped bottles filled with what you guess to be Kevin Bacon.

Gary Say "I got all of these the fuck"

"BUT GARY", you say, "I'VE NEVER BEEN TO BRANSON."

You then realize that you left the oven on.
 

Satin6T

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gremily said:
Satin6T said:
gremily said:
Satin6T said:
this thread has been done soooo many times
Random Fact: You have nothing better to do.
apparently you don't either
You just proved my point.
and you, sir, have proved mine

I can keep goin
I'm fully ready to admit I'm bored enough to do this until it ruins this topic or gives the OP the biggest award ever
 

Flap Jack452

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I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking.

Cookie for reference.
 

gentleben

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Flap Jack452 said:
I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking.

Cookie for reference.
Bourne Identity. I didn't get it until the hand shaking bit.

It is constitutional law in Queensland (the best state in Australia) that all pubs must have a hitching post for your horse outside.
 

Bluedemon322

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Cockroaches can live up to 2 weeks without a head because their brain is located throughout their body.
 

Bluedemon322

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To assemble the Wizard?s wardrobe for The Wizard of Oz, MGM costumers shopped at thrift stores to find clothes that projected ?shabby gentility.? In an incredible coincidence, the previous owner of the coat they purchased was Wizard of Oz writer L. Frank Baum.

Built in 1889, the Eiffel Tower was lambasted by Parisians for its industrial ugliness. The only thing that saved it from being demolished in 1909 was its potential use as a radio tower during World War I. Luckily, by the end of the War, it had won over enough hearts to stay.

however, most amazing of all....The length of your ring finger in comparison to your index finger indicates the amount of testosterone you were exposed to as a fetus. The longer the ring finger, the more testosterone
 

nokelso

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The male angler fish attaches himself permanently to the female; he lives off her blood while he gives her sperm to reproduce.

Twu luv!
 

Altorin

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Eldritch Warlord said:
An ostrich's eyes are larger than its brain.

Elephants are one of the few animals on Earth that cannot jump.
I've actually heard it's the only land mammal that can't jump (get all four legs off the ground at the same time)