Random Object fight!

[Lost In The Void]

I give them a video camera, in a death chamber, now everyone has something to watch on youtube

I throw Facebook at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I release all the underage drunken pictures to the entire internet.

I throw your second life at the next poster.

 

[Grab-bag]

It is claimed by unlimited respawns!

I throw chavs at the next poster!

(If you are American...Don't touch them!!!!!!)

 

[Neonbob]

I don't touch them.

I throw a dentist's chair at the next poster.

 

[Grab-bag]

We are down a corridor and the chair wont fit!


I throw my mums favourite dress at the next person!

 

[Neonbob]

I pop into a thrift store and get $12 for it!

I throw a Hummer at the next poster.

 

[Grab-bag]

A digger catches it and scraps it!

I throw my fat, (really fat!) smelly, sweaty uncle aat the next poster!

 

[Neonbob]

I lay down on the ground, and he rolls right over me. Then I go take an hour-long shower.

I throw tons of nails at the next poster.

 

[Cryofthewolf]

I pick up a trashcan lid and block the onslaught of nails, then throw it like a discus at the next poster

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

I use my ultimate frisbee skills to catch the whirling lid and through it into a trash compactor. I take the new block of metal that emerges, attach it to a chain, and swing it at the head of the next poster!

 

[ae86gamer]

I dodge it but it hits a bus and causes it to swerve and that leads to a giant and very tragic road accident. Then you get sued for all of it.

I throw a chair at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I jump, and maneuver myself in the air so that I sit in the chair.

I throw a cloud of poison gas at the next poster.

 

[LockHeart]

I put a clothes peg over my nose and escape unscathed.

I throw my 4 year old brother at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

I catch him and he goes to play with my 4 younger siblings.

I throw all five children at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I use my...ummmmm...16 and...14 year old brothers to block him them.
[sup]Yeah, I often forget how old they are[/sup]

I throw the pirate's code book at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

I attempt to catch it but Jack Sparrow catches it instead and saids "Arrrrrg" then leaves.

I throw the terminator at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

Midway through the flight into my head, it is sent back in time to kill a fish that will start the whole theoretical cycle.

I throw a black hole at the next poster.

 

[LockHeart]

You try, but end up being crushed and transported to an alternate pancake dimension.

Shrove Tuesday is a good holiday.

EDIT: Gah, got confued with this and the Confession Thread!

 

[ae86gamer]

I don't know what that is so I just shrug and leave.

I throw a pie at the next poster.

 

[LockHeart]

I catch it and devour it.

I throw Satan at the next poster.

Spoiler: Shrove Tuesday

It's pancake day