Random Object fight!

[The_Chief]

i punch a hole in the side, go in it and take mail subscriptions and small packages.

i throw the mail truck driver at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I run across a yard, and a dog leaps up to catch the airborne mailman like a frisbee.

I throw the internet at the next poster!

 

[LockHeart]

4chan possesses my body... *MuuuddDDddDKkiiIPiIppSSSssss*

I throw a ball and chain at the next poster.

 

[Sporky111]

LockHeart's wife (Hehehe) narrowly misses me but I fall into a wedding chapel trying to dodge her.

I throw Irony at the next poster.

 

[LockHeart]

I am humourless, therefore the irony is lost.

I throw Boo, a miniature giant space hamster, at the next poster.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

I get saved by the Giant Space Duck that eats magnetic fields ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZI58kSl0MM&feature=channel )

I cast flare

 

[Lost In The Void]

Negate it with a water spell

I throw hot steam at the next poster

 

[Sporky111]

Suddenly I look like Freddy Kruger.

I stab at the eyes of the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I get my eye sockets covered up by a visor like Data!

I throw a laser at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

I put a mirror in front of me deflecting the laser away

i throw a mirror at the next poster

 

[Cozzzy]

I can't resist the urge of making silly faces in the miror until it smashes into me.

I throw a very old (GIANT) moniter at the next poster.

 

[LockHeart]

I am crushed beneath its awful weight.

I throw a hunk of asbestos at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I get mesothelioma and die years later.

I throw liquid fire at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

And i throw solid water at it however turns out that doesn't work and i get burned

A throw a hurricane at the next poster

 

[Grab-bag]

I hoover up the hurricane!

I throw master cheif at the next poster!

 

[Neonbob]

I am not a covenant, so I'm safe.

I throw a lightsaber at the next poster, using the force to keep it pointed right at them.

 

[Grab-bag]

I giant magnet comes and sucks the light saber to it!

I throw a muller light factory at the next poster!

 

[Neonbob]

I catch it because it is so light-see what I did there?

I take out my brain and throw it at the next poster.

 

[Grab-bag]

I get a posh dude who normally shoots clay pigeons but occasoinally shoots brains to shoot it!

I throw a bible at the next poster!

 

[Neonbob]

Correction: you try to, but an overzealous southern baptist tackles you to the ground before you can do it.

I throw all the morons on YouTube at the next poster.